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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼

@angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social

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Who couldn’t use a little terror in the garden? ☠️ Building gardens for 27 years 🌴 Lived through a civil war, escaped a totalitarian theocracy, can’t believe I’m living through this shit again 🐑💨 She/her/dude Ally to 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 BLM

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 25d

I really do try to follow back and I apologize for not following through. I click follow, look at that person’s profile and 30 min later I’m down a rabbit hole of their posts and then the next thing you know it’s 4am.

Forgive me.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

Lie to me. Tell me there was cake

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

My HS history teacher had us close our books for the last 5 min of each class, then she’d teach real history. She told us you can’t discover a place that has 100K+ years of various cultures already living on it. She told us Chris was a loser and died alone

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

White toast, only time you need it is when your tummy is sick

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

Weiß Weiß Baby.

That is the correct spelling of her name

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 1h

If you protect the “few” bad apples, you’re the bad apple. If you don’t expose the bad apple, you’re the bad apple.

Cops protect Nazi cops.

Reposted by Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼

Travis @coloradotravis.bsky.social · 14h

Had a dream I was at a potluck with JD Vance and he picked up this pot off the stove that was much too hot to not use mitts. For a moment he just stood there as it seared him reflexively projecting masculinity, but eventually he had to drop it.

Later he tweeted about it being a leftist terror plot.

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 2h

There is no BkueSky shop, this is a scam. Report both the profile and the post

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

The answer is because we are a failed society and the constitution is meaningless

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

No American is going to be tried at the ICC/Hauge. It’s a wonderful fantasy but it’s just that, a fantasy. US withdrew from the Rome Statute. Nobody is going to do any of this for us, we have to do it ourselves

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 5h

Or the string going from the stick to the fancy toy.

Equivalent of wanting the box it came in instead of the toy

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

No she hasn’t. She’s playing every side

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 6h

Oh least favorite son, nobody called you sir

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

Neck vagina et bald pussy

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

She’s playing every angle she can get. The end.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

I had Antifa’s baby.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

Did y’all bake birthday cakes with buttercream?

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Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

I had Antifa’s baby.

#Antifa #DHS #LoveChild #VanceIsAPutz #$50KBrownBag #Noem

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

This thread made me miss my mom extra hard. She died 3 months ago. She was a great cook but not a baker so she never made me a cake but she always got me a sheet cake with buttercream frosting and a house made out of cookies with frosting garden.

Go get yourself a birthday cake, enjoy

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

I cut my hair with mom’s sewing shears, threw the hair behind the TV, and when confronted I said it just happened by itself.

We are not the same.

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

My HS history teacher in the 80’s would have us close our textbooks 5 min before the end of class, then teach us real history. She told us you can’t discover a place where ppl have already been building a culture in for 10K+ years, that Chris was a putz, and he died lonely. She was a great teacher

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 7h

Meh. I’d be impressed if the battery was fueled with
Ben-Gay

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 10h

I’ve seen Columbo on 3 continents in 4 languages. If there’s anyone who can bring us world unity and peace it’s him

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 10h

Antifa can change his DNA at will, it’s why he evades capture so masterfully

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 10h

Only way to find out is eat all of it and see the knives fly

Angry Persian Gardener ✊🏼🐈‍⬛🤘🏼 @angrypersiangardnr.bsky.social · 11h

She’s all tuckered out from guarding the kitchen sink all day

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