An-ghoul-a Colter 🎃
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angelacolter.bsky.social
Name a band but make it dogs:

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Drool
A large black and white Great Dane mix with a strand of drool hanging from her jowls
angelacolter.bsky.social
I know a Great Dane mix when I see one.
angelacolter.bsky.social
What kind of authoritarian regime are you if you can't even get Newsmax to lick your boots?
thetnholler.bsky.social
UPDATE: Only OANN signed Secretary of War (on Journalism) Hegseth’s new rules for the media.

Essentially signing a propaganda confession
angelacolter.bsky.social
You gonna post a source for that or nah?
angelacolter.bsky.social
You had one job
atrupar.com
Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."
angelacolter.bsky.social
I am now a one-issue voter, and that one issue is retribution.
grahamformaine.bsky.social
We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
angelacolter.bsky.social
We used A.I. personas.
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
angelacolter.bsky.social
To be fair, “be as annoying as possible” is sometimes a pretty effective theory of change.
angelacolter.bsky.social
It's like a swarm of locusts has passed through.
angelacolter.bsky.social
Decided to use up all the overripe bananas in the freezer to make banana muffins for the college freshman while he’s home for Fall break and wondering if I made enough.
Three dozen banana muffins cooling on a wire rack
angelacolter.bsky.social
Eventually the weekly five bullet points comes for us all.
oliverdarcy.bsky.social
News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
angelacolter.bsky.social
My favorite Idles lyric, from “Never Fight a Man with a Perm”:

I said I've got a penchant for smokes and kicking douches in the mouth /
Sadly for you, my last cigarette's gone out
angelacolter.bsky.social
Am I to understand that the Secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services does not understand the distinction between a placenta and an amniotic sac?

Cool, cool, cool.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
angelacolter.bsky.social
It really is that simple.
monteiro.bsky.social
This week’s newsletter is about eating and who you choose to do it with.

“If you had dinner with a trans friend on Tuesday, and dinner with fascists on Thursday, your trans friend had dinner with a fascist on Tuesday.“

buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...
How to eat with others
This is the last painting I did at my old studio. I left it behind. You can support my shenanigans for a mere $2/mo. This week’s question comes to us from...
buttondown.com
angelacolter.bsky.social
Get on this, Philly!
sarahmackattack.bsky.social
Wanna do something to make a small part of the shit salad we're being tossed in a little better?

Help me pack up native seeds into nice little envelopes that we'll distribute in Philly this winter/spring!

November 19th, at @indyhall.org!
RSVP here: luma.com/hvqyrx9v

Poster by @theavocadojam.com!
a skull has a butterfly on their forehead and is holding a little chunk of dirt with a seedling popping out of it, with the philly skyline in the distance. The top right has the title Native Plant prep Party! with the tagline "Help pack native seed packets for free distribution!" hosted by Skype a Scientist, Nov 19th 6:30pm Indy Hall Clubhouse
angelacolter.bsky.social
Just a relaxing day at home trying to get some work done.
Two large dogs wrestling each other with their teeth bared.
angelacolter.bsky.social
It's "estimated that the deferred resignation program alone cost the government $14.8 billion."