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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 3h

Spanish police release an artist's sketch of a person of interest in suspected Picasso painting theft.

Pablo Picasso
WOMAN WITH A BLUE HAT
Femme avec un chapeau bleu
1939

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 3h

That woman behind him tho as he mashes "perfidious", like a proud mum choking back tears as lil Donnie tries his bestest at a Speaking Bee. Her baby fighting, dying of, incurable age. Not long for this world, but she's damned if she'll blub in front of him.

He's going to be a normal little boy.

a cartoon of patrick star with tears running down his face

Alt: a cartoon of patrick star with tears running down his face

media.tenor.com

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 8h

ICE'd COP!
Womp womp womp

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 10h

US regional banking stocks fell sharply on Thursday after two banks disclosed issues with bad and fraudulent loans, amplifying concerns on Wall Street around the state of credit markets...

Brace brace brace

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 11h

2.5!
Hang up swing?

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 11h

Plum
Plumbing
Plumbline
Plummet

Dick Latin
Poeate

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 11h

Granny ZigZag off to blow Putes, again.

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 12h

♥️ Michael Keaton

a man in a trench coat is standing on a city street with a bird flying overhead .

Alt: a man in a trench coat is standing on a city street with a bird flying overhead From the movie Birdman 2014 with Michael Keaton

media.tenor.com

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 12h

Crowdfund legal action that tries to hold Nige #FarageRiots to leave the UK, banished sweeter, as he promised were Brexitwat to fail?
It has, it still is.
Your honour we move on the evidence presented that Farage fucks the fuck off to Little Fucker, in Fuckington Fuckland & then fucks off some more.

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 15h

The antichrist is definitely a PC gamer

The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 15h

Nutters nut?

BBC News screenshot
Europe's largest Mormon temple to expand

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Aliza Adi (she/her) @alizaadi.bsky.social · 16h

🚨 Hundreds, possibly thousands, of GPs are refusing Trans+ adults their healthcare

We always said the Trans+ Healthcare scandal would get worse

"Given the complexity and unique medical considerations involved in hormone therapy [we're no longer authorising your prescription]" - GP

'I used to pay £200 for trans healthcare - now I pay nearly £2,000'

'I just feel like my GP can, at any given time, ruin my life.'

metro.co.uk

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 16h

Whenever I want to know what potatoes think my first stop is Joe Rogan.

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Luca Migo ❌👑 @victinibcn.bsky.social · 17h

Portland: Operation Inflation provides free inflatable costumes to anti-ICE protesters.

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 17h

One more dark pattern LinkedIn and you and your spamming dogshit AI article days are off this blower forever.

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UNISON @unison.org.uk · 18h

A family were torn apart after living here as children of the Windrush generation due to a Home Office error.

Despite a new government compensation scheme they, and others, are being denied support.

A petition for legal aid for Windrush survivors has 20,000 signatures.

✍️ Add yours
unsn.uk/3J9H5lR

The McIntosh fight for Windrush justice - Magazine

Hetticia and Vanderbilt McIntosh are petitioning for legal aid for all Windrush survivors seeking compensation from the government

magazine.unison.org.uk

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 19h

If Trump and McDonald's don't team up on this Arch then what even is the point of neoliberal late stage capitalist dystopia anywayhey?

BBC New screenshot
What we know about White House plans for an 'Arc de Trump'

The United States of processed food Mac Donald Trump Arc

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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 19h

'The most popular was an “Australian-style points-based immigration system,” with 46% support. The least popular was “Britain’s current immigration policy”.
Just one problem: Since leaving the EU, the U.K.’s immigration policy has literally been an Australian-style points-based immigration system.'

Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 19h

🚨🚨Major irony alert: Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system.

The idea was that #brexit would give the UK back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system.

But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.🧵
www.politico.eu/article/labo...

Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system

The idea was that leaving the bloc would give the U.K. back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system. But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.

www.politico.eu

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The Original Cry-Wanker™ @andyking.bsky.social · 19h

Brexit voters expecting better things from Brexit pushing politicians is on a par with Trump Watch buyers expecting a quality timepiece, or cheaper eggs or no racism. I despair.

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Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 19h

🚨🚨Major irony alert: Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system.

The idea was that #brexit would give the UK back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system.

But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.🧵
www.politico.eu/article/labo...

Brits are pining for the pre-Brexit migration system

The idea was that leaving the bloc would give the U.K. back “control” of its borders and create a fairer system. But the widespread perception is it didn’t turn out that way.

www.politico.eu