amy brown (spooky edition)
@amybrown.xyz
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writer in tech, parent x2 sf bay via piqua, ohio my lore: amybrown.xyz/wendys
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just got my first message from someone offering to redesign my website. it looks like this on purpose :) i like it. thanks!
screenshot of my shitty basic website that i built with my own two hands
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look. i don't like it either
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ceej.online
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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my early prediction for 2026 is that katy perry writes a sexually explicit song about justin trudeau
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no just a poorly worded joke lol!!
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i think if we worked together we could toilet paper the salesforce tower. who’s in
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shakewell.cryptoanarchy.network
Dramatis personae: a family, with a young child. But there is another family member coming from the Big Top that's located... in the Twilight Zone.
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markkrugman.bsky.social
Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Bozo.
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we got home and asked when the clown is coming and he said “i think he is too busy to come today” so i guess we’ll just wait for the Inevitable Clown
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it’s been real but you know. the clown cometh
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riding in the car when my son (3.5) said “i have something silly to tell you. roll up the windows so nobody hears” and then he told us a clown is coming to our house. to live with us forever
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imagine treating a bluesky elder with such disrespect
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i solemnly promise never to provide you anything of value from this account 🫡
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what, just because 38,000 of you care about my brain scrapings suddenly i have to stop being a dumb bitch? i don’t think so
cait.bsky.social
people really think like this huh
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accounts with tens of thousands of followers do not get to "vent" or make shit up to panic their followers. there is no "but" after this sentence.
I do not have tens of thousands of followers but explicitly refuse to sow panic; these people can do likewise
October 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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beverlyoc.bsky.social
My 2+ granddaughter has adopted the 2 ft skelton as her best friend. She wants it to go everywhere with her. It sleeps next to her bed in its doll bed.
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husband ordered some halloween decorations online so I got to tell an almost four year old, “a skeleton is coming to our house today”
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the way people react to your posts should be studied in a lab
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couldn’t be me, i spend sunday morning at church praising the lord
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i just think this movie should retroactively win every oscar
Live action Scooby Doo (2002) starring Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr, Linda Cardellini, and Matthew Lillard
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bedtime jock jams. party people in the house let’s go. to bed