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Amoeba Makes

@amoebareads.bsky.social

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Secluded cabin dwelling old goth who makes stained glass cryptids & character relics. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇨🇦 Your words & art are like frozen beef hearts in a tiger cage for me.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · Jan 11

🖤Hello folks🖤
This is NOT really a crafting account

Yes I share my original stained glass creations but this is *mostly* a place of Queer Fandom Brain Rot

If you follow me for stained glass
PLEASE understand
what I post is MOSTLY
Silly Gay Ass Pirates
&
a heap of existential dread

NSFW
18+

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 9h

So big!!

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 9h

I'll get some detail shots of the ships tomorrow in the daytime because I'm super impressed with the level of detail.

I've seen a lot of this style and even this exact composition but this is a well done mass production piece.

I am super stoked to FINALLY own such a fantastic example.

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 9h

Steddyhands real

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 10h

Gigantic orange
triple ship
mid-century modern painting

ACQUIRED

omg

It's huge
And so perfectly ugly

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14h

They are damn close and I'm pretty sure one of them is correct.

I'll ship at buyers expense but I'm in Canada so things are slow with mail.

I'll be in town for another couple of hours.

Get at me asap if you want gay ass pirate teacups.

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 14h

PIRATES

ARE ANY OF THESE THE TEACUPS
AND DO YOU WANT THEM?

#OFMD

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Die Booth @diebooth.bsky.social · 21h

Now officially available!
Mmeory is out now from @aanpress.bsky.social in a limited edition of 250 numbered hard copies only 🖤
aanpress.com/aanorder.htm...

Featuring my wintery story 'A moment on the lips' ❄️

#booksky #horror #fantasy #speculative #indiebooks #indieauthor

Author Die Booth (a white middle aged man with long curly dark hair, dark eyes and dark moustache and goatee) holds a copy of Mmeory, he is smiling and standing in front of green and gold Golden Lily floral wallpaper.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 1d

....like ...Christ.... Buddy are you on prednisone yet?

You need all the shit *yesterday*
You need to get it *tomorrow*

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 1d

My dude, as a severe asthmatic with a complex history of lung issues and missing chunks of lung...

Fucking hellz

Ask for a puffer ASAP.
Get on the mucus destroying syrups or pills religiously.

Don't let it settle in for the winter.
This can get so so bad.

If it's scary get a nebulizer at the ER.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 1d

You deserve the smooshy pills.
I hope it gets easier soon.

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 1d

Post a Robot

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 1d

Tomorrow
Steddyhands
shall
be
mine

!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

( My 40th was in February and we delayed it due to being broke ass bitches.
We are still broke ass bitches ....but this has to happen or I will die mad about it.)

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 2d

Ffffuuuuuuuuuuck

That's no good!

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Timere @nontimeretenebrous.bsky.social · 2d

OMG
Queer indigenous history!
Complete with SOURCES AND A BIBLIOGRAPHY!!!

jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 2d

KNOW YOUR QUEER HISTORY.

RESPECT THOSE WHO CAME FIRST.

www.makingqueerhistory.com/articles/201...

Osh-Tisch — Making Queer History

A warrior, artist, and incredibly valued person in the Crow nation, Osh-Tisch was a baté person and is remembered as one of the last baté people to have existed before colonizers committed genocide ag...

www.makingqueerhistory.com

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🩸Spooky Sara🩸 @pashion.bsky.social · 2d

Spray paint on a fence a metal chained fence that reads Bitchopher Columbitch instead of Christopher Columbus

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 2d

You are legendary.

This is perfect.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 2d

I would ask for a damn staff meeting about that.
It is mask season.
They need to get over themselves and do what's right.

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MindyGraz @melkleingraz.bsky.social · 3d

"Ideas are like fish. If you want to catch little fish, you can stay in the shallow water. But if you want to catch the big fish, you’ve got to go deeper. Down deep, the fish are more powerful and more pure. They’re huge and abstract. And they’re beautiful…"
#DavidLynch 🎬🎥💙👍

photo of David Lynch Photo by Gérard Rancinan, 2001

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 3d

Oh dang.
Yeah, they sound special.

I am learning your lesson!

Getting the ships!

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 3d

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 3d

Mid-century modern is money and I never see this stuff around here anymore.
It gets poached and resold in shops too often.

Heya if you can find references for those boat pictures you regret not getting I can keep an eye out when I'm relocated to the Maritimes.
Chances are higher there.

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 3d

It is extremely necessary.

Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 3d

It's sad!

🤓

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 3d

The other giant orange painting already in my house is a black velvet deserted tropical island..... It's way too appropriate .

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Amoeba Makes @amoebareads.bsky.social · 3d

I'm waffling because I'm a cheap ass motherfucker who has problems feeling like I deserve fine things instead of only practical items.

I'm calling it my 40th birthday present, 15th anniversary...blah blah blah..all them occasions.

a man in a sequined jacket is giving the middle finger and says treat yo self

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