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Fireworks am Wank

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Writerman, writerman, that's what writerman does. Benothinged out now from Haunt. https://www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alvar-theo/benothinged/9781915691095

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 3d

Please buy my book, I need money for daft shit 🙏

Haunt Publishing @hauntpublishing.bsky.social · 3d

🥀BENOTHINGED by @alvartheo.bsky.social 🥀

An ambitious horror-comedy novel that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages...

www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...

Benothinged by Alvar Theo (Paperback) — Haunt Publishing

Benothinged is an ambitious horror-comedy that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages.

www.hauntpublishing.com

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Jane Hill @janehill.bsky.social · 3h

There’s no screening for ovarian cancer and it’s really difficult to spot: you can’t squidge your ovaries in the shower to check for lumps. Also it’s very good at masquerading at other things, like IBS and diverticulitis.

Please take a look at this list of symptoms - and share if you can.

Cancer of the ovary, fallopian tube or peritoneum usually causes symptoms that are similar to common non-cancerous conditions. This can make it difficult to diagnose early.
If you have any of these symptoms or get these symptoms regularly, your GP should offer you cancer tests:
• a long-lasting bloated or swollen tummy
• feeling full quickly when you eat
• loss of appetite
• pain in the lower tummy area or back
• peeing (passing urine) more often than usual
• needing to pee urgently (feeling like you cannot hold on).
Other symptoms may include:
• a change in your normal bowel function (diarrhoea or constipation)
• weight loss for no obvious reason
• unexplained or extreme tiredness (fatigue)
• vaginal bleeding after the menopause.
If you are aged 50 or older and develop symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) for the first time, you should also have tests. IBS can cause bloating and changes in bowel function. But it does not usually start after the age of 50.

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Haunt Publishing @hauntpublishing.bsky.social · 1d

BENOTHINGED by Alvar Theo (@alvartheo.bsky.social)

💀 Modern horror novel
💀 Nonbinary and trans protags
💀 About grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty
💀 Witty, insightful, laugh-out-loud funny, yet packs a punch

www.hauntpublishing.com/books/p/alva...

Benothinged by Alvar Theo (Paperback) — Haunt Publishing

Benothinged is an ambitious horror-comedy that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages.

www.hauntpublishing.com

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Haunt Publishing @hauntpublishing.bsky.social · 1d

Last day to get yourself a spooky 33% off ALL our books!

Whether you like eerie Gothic, terrifying horror or dreadfully good dark fiction - we have something for everyone.

Use code HALLOW33 at the checkout. Ends tonight at 11:59pm GMT!

www.hauntpublishing.com/books

Books — Haunt Publishing

Haunt publishes books in the Gothic, horror and dark fiction genres.

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 1d

The two of them should team up to kill this prick psychiatrist actually.

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 1d

Her went after the other woman instead and that's gonna be her downfall smh 😔

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 1d

Watching Cat People. Hope she kills her husband who keeps blabbing about her personal shit to the wench at work.

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 1d

New seasonal name, yay 🎆🎇

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TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 2d

The EHRC has sent a new draft Code of Practice which would lead to the exclusion of trans people from public life.

The decision now is up to this government, will they sign a trans bathroom ban in secret?

Use our tool to email your MP: tinyurl.com/scrap-the-ba...

#ScrapTheBathroomBan

Image has a pink background and scraps of torn blue and white paper behind the text. Text reads: Scrap the Bathroom Ban. Tell Your MP to say no to segregation. This is urgent. The EHRC Code of Practice could be laid in Parliament any day.

Act now. Tell your MP to stop this. Write to your MP:
tinyurl.com/scrap-the-bathroom-ban

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Disco (he/they) 📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discobooks.bsky.social · 2d

Check out this thread for diverse horror books by indie authors! #halloween 📚💙 📚🏳️‍🌈 📚🏳️‍⚧️

Disco (he/they) 📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discobooks.bsky.social · 3d

Queer/BIPOC/disabled/neurodivergent authors!

Drop a link to your gothic, horror, witchy books, plus a lil blurb mentioning the diversity and I’ll repost 📚💙 📚🏳️‍🌈 📚🏳️‍⚧️ 📚♿️ 📚🌎 📚🤎

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Disco (he/they) 📚🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @discobooks.bsky.social · 3d

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 3d

A monster preys on the marginalized (for convenience, not ideological reasons). An ace, non-binary MC and trans supporting characters.
Currently 33% off with the code HALLOW33
(Thanks 👍)

Benothinged by Alvar Theo (Paperback) — Haunt Publishing

Benothinged is an ambitious horror-comedy that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages.

www.hauntpublishing.com

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blaaaaaaaaaines @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 3d

goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 3d

Please buy my book, I need money for daft shit 🙏

Haunt Publishing @hauntpublishing.bsky.social · 3d

Benothinged by Alvar Theo (Paperback) — Haunt Publishing

Benothinged is an ambitious horror-comedy that confronts grief, isolation, mental illness and poverty. Told with cleaver-sharp wit and insight, Benothinged will consume whoever opens its pages.

www.hauntpublishing.com

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Haunt Publishing @hauntpublishing.bsky.social · 3d

🎃 HAPPY #HALLOWEEN! 🎃

We are celebrating by offering 33% off ALL our books!

Gothic, horror & dark fiction paperback, ebooks & audiobooks.

We got all you ghouls covered like a duvet tent in the dark.

Use code HALLOW33 at the checkout! Ends Sun 2 Nov 11:59pm GMT.

www.hauntpublishing.com/books

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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 3d

Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻

Enter if you dare...🚪

A black background decorated with gold illustrations of branches, stars, swords, ravens, and tiny ghost shapes. In the centre, bold text reads: “BIRDS BUT THEY GET SPOOKIER EACH TIME.” Two ravens perch on bare branches at the bottom, with candles glowing beside them.

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 4d

Also loved Cutler in BH. And that cartoon was absolutely delightful, thank you. And I read The Divine Order last week, amazing ending!

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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Thought Bubble: Comixology Hall B29 @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 4d

I can't believe this fuckin thing remains my favourite adaptation of the character of Victor Frankenstein

publicity still for Frankenstein's Wedding featuring a bride and groom stood in a church with a scarred man in a hood behind them

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 4d

Oh I had a HUGE thing for Andrew Gower

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Eugenia Triantafyllou @foxesandroses.bsky.social · 4d

"Oh, well. You'll join us someday."

A pumpkin shaped like Enoch from Over the Garden Wall sitting on top of a stall of celeries in the kitchen.

A pumpkin shaped like Enoch from Over the Garden Wall sitting on top of a stall of celeries.

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✨ LINA لينا ✨ @agirlcalledlina.bsky.social · 5d

Had three stories today about bad people who happened to be migrants, who are undeniably bad, but the media very much knows what it’s doing here, fanning flames, pouring fuel onto the fire, and it’s quite grim

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 5d

After a fucking ORDEAL I now have Xlov tickets 💖

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go loud @stillicides.bsky.social · 5d

seen quite a few REPOST OR YOU'LL HAVE A BAD TIME things going round later which I know can be tough for some so here is FOREVER IMMUNITY DOG for you all

You have found Forever Immunity Dog. Immunity dog protects you from all cursed posts for the rest of your life. Do not comment, like, or share those cursed posts. You are safe now. Immunity dog protects you.

(image is a fluffy white dog with their mouth open, with cherry blossoms in the background.)

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 5d

Interviewer: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, as a doctor and the creator of the supremely rational detective Sherlock Holmes, do you believe—

Doyle: Yes!

interviewer: I hadn't finished the question, Sir Arthur.

Doyle lunging across an occasional table: I BELIEVE IN IT

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 6d

Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.

A Pumpkin placed on a bucket out of reach of Hedgehogs

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Fireworks am Wank @alvartheo.bsky.social · 6d

"So, you see, this individual is not suggesting that Park Seonghwa from Ateez is an unpleasant person, but in fact saying that he dances very well."