Altofan
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Altofan
@altofan.bsky.social
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She/her. Mom to kids and cats. Choir nerd, Good Omens fanatic, book lover, liberal American in a very red state.
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Aziraphale invented the kaleidoscope so Crowley could see stars again
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
No no, it's fine, UK. Enjoy your beautiful men and your universal healthcare, I have to stay here to watch an idiot bulldoze the White House 😭
David Tennant is attending Showmasters London Comic Con Winter on 15th and 16th November 2025! 🥳

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Americans need to move past "but he's not allowed to do that!"

He knows.

They all know.

They don't care.
Awww thank you! That's Crowley 🥰. He is beautiful and he knows it
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Okay but if you think about it, you could probably sit down right now yourself and make a pretty accurate list of all the people in the world who would believably say “bring me the French Crown Jewels” and mean it, so like I guess let’s start there 🤷‍♂️
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This year for Halloween I’m gonna be the French crown jewels and fuck off from work at 9:30 in the morning
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Whoever is the next Democratic presidential candidate should vow to tear down the hideous ballroom and rebuild the Rose Garden, I bet there are a lot of votes in that
I feel like ass so I'm moping in my bed and watching Good Omens and my God they are both just beautiful. How are there two actual humans this talented and pretty.
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Trump’s new ballroom you’re paying for is going to be bigger than the White House itself. Because he believes he is more important than the country.

The symbolism is disgraceful and obvious. Again: Republicans would lose their minds if Obama did this.
Husband took our 10yo for his flu shot. I made an appointment just for that one but they offered him a covid booster too, apparently with no further questions. (Obviously they accepted)

Just thought I should mention it in case you had trouble booking one before. This was a CVS in TN.
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Wanna get my support for the addition to the White House? Call it the “ball-less room” and dedicate it to the house GOP and I’m in
I'm sad I'm not going to Ineffable Con but like... At least today I was already mad I live in America for different reasons? 😬

Actually now that I think about it that's worse 😭. Stupid everything.
I was wondering yesterday (assuming that there is a lengthy approval process that Trump completely ignored)

This is informative. And even more enraging because yeah, there IS a process and of course he DID completely ignore it.
We’ve received a lot of questions about Trump’s demolition of the White House East Wing.

Here’s how the process is supposed to work:
Shocking 🙄🙄🙄

That's exactly what I expected
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The White House keeps making a big deal of the fact that the ballroom is privately funded but that’s one of the worst things about it.

These people and companies are buying influence. None of this is okay.
Fuck this guy. I have never hated a human so much.

How do additions to the White House even happen? I guess I assumed there would be a lengthy approval process, like when your house is historic and you live in a place with rules about what can be changed? (I know, I'm sure he just did it anyway)
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We are all paying for this vanity project
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Look I don’t wanna be involved in any drama at all ever unless you know what’s going on because tell me everything
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Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
Seriously. What a perfect, awful image.
The demolition of the East Wing facade of the White House is the best visual metaphor for 2025 I have seen.
Wait what? Do we know where? Can I plan a lengthy trip only to visit my family and absolutely not to try to meet him? 🤣