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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 1d

I AM SO READY

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 2d

Don't let this green flag fool you. My dad is a piece of shit, but he does have one or two redeeming qualities. Unfortunately, the red flags outweigh the green ones.

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 2d

He was never weirded out by menstrual stuff. If I needed pads, he'd buy them.

He also introduced me to Star Trek, so yeah lol

Ź🖤🥀 @lalaspeaks.bsky.social · 3d

What’s ONE green flag about your father?

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 2d

AHAHAHAHAHA

I mean... 😇

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 2d

“I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream.”

Princess Ally Buttercup made her debut at Maryland Ren Faire this past weekend, and I loved EVERY MOMENT in this dress. 💜

Ally wearing Princess Buttercup's red dress from the movie The Princess Bride, with a flower garland in her hair. She is sitting on some stones by a small pond.

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 3d

I was at the con when Gates announced it! 🤩

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 3d

A life protip from a woman with thunder thighs: deodorant spray on my inner thighs works WONDERS if I'm wearing a dress or skirt and will be doing a lot of walking! It's saved me a million times from chafing

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 3d

I read about 100 pages of Imzadi II, because Imzadi was the first Trek novel I ever read and I love it so much, and HOOOOO BOY I forgot that reading can be fun 🤣

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 3d

I bought a bunch of Trek novels at a thrift store out by the boyf. There was an entire shelf full of them. Which was cool, but then I realized that they probably came from someone who died, and their family likely donated them... 😔

I bought a few to make sure the books are still loved by someone.

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 3d

I bought a bunch of Trek novels at a thrift store out by the boyf. There was an entire shelf full of them. Which was cool, but then I realized that they probably came from someone who died, and their family likely donated them... 😔

I bought a few to make sure the books are still loved by someone.

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 4d

I think it's safe to say meeting the parents went as well as it could have 🤣

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 4d

The boyf: I love you
Me: Yeah, you're okay, I guess
The boyf's dad: *laughing so hard he walks away*

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

I've never considered strawberries on a bagel. I am intrigued

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

You are ONE pumpkin spice latte away from wearing UGGS and yoga pants 🤣

(Not judging because I love me some pumpkin stuff)

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

Classic!

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

ALSO untoasted bagel assuming the bagel is fresh and soft

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah! Not every time, but sometimes, and just a teeny bit

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

Looking at some of the replies in the OG thread and oh my God, people are MONSTERS

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 5d

Sausage and egg, no cheese, on an everything bagel, salt pepper ketchup.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 6d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 6d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 6d

I spent $70 on fishnet stockings and makeup. No regrets

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 6d

The boyf: You wanna get iced coffees and go to Spirit Halloween?
Me: Oh no, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy, what EVER shall I do?! 😱

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 6d

Although props for the everything bagel choice, aka the superior bagel

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 6d

Ugh, GROSS 🤢🤣
I only need, like, a QUARTER of that much cream cheese.
Anytime I get a bagel and cream cheese I specifically say "whatever amount you usually use, please cut it in half"

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 6d

The boyf: You wanna get iced coffees and go to Spirit Halloween?
Me: Oh no, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy, what EVER shall I do?! 😱

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 7d

Aw, thanks! The party is next weekend 😉

Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 7d

I'm the lead corporate ambassador for New Jersey Antifa.

Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻 @trekkiebill.bsky.social · 7d

I'm the supply and logistics chief for New Jersey Antifa.

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7d

Since we’re clearing the air, I might as well put out something I’ve been concealing for a very long time.

I’m the Vice President of Antifa (Western Continental Division)

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Daughter of the Thirst House but spooky 👻 @allycatraz.bsky.social · 8d

Aww, shucks! ☺️

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