MicG
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MicG
@alldaymicg.bsky.social
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Bespectacled millennial INTJ thinking out loud. Same @ on [🐦app] and same on Spill. Louisiana. #EvocativeSoftBrown
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I like where this is going!

Yes, not everyone gets to the good parts. Dreamkillers are a dime a dozen, and backbiters are right behind them.

They will ask you why you did it, then they will ask you how you did it.
No I hide OTHERS from parts of myself😭😭 (I’m using humor to deflect but yes)

I’m learning to not hide them as much but when I do it’s bc I’m worried about what others might think. As I type that out I wanna throw up bc why do I care so much in the first place?
16a. Do you hide parts of yourself from others?

16b. Why do you hide them?
"they don't have to go to college, but they need to be literate enough to write their beloved mother a good obituary. I am taking adjectives and adverbs. Imagery. Sentiment."
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🤣🤣 I watched this 100 times.
It just occurred to me that the Bureau of Labor statistics lady didn't visit or email us last month. That president really for what he wanted.

I really hated doing that report, but I hope that lady still has a job.
I started watching this and was like, "ooooh, imma repost this saying that this costume was my favorite" and the favorites just kept stacking up. I love us. Shoutouts to whoever did the compilation. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
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What an amazingly clear example of the letter of a law being used contrary to its spirit. As if the SNAP Equal Treatment Rule was ever intended to stop people from charging SNAP recipients *more*.
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm about to get in the bed because I want to maximize my lil extra hour of sleep or whatever, but I'm seeing people post pictures of their kids wearing Halloween costumes while putting up a Christmas tree.

Could you not tarry 24 hours?
"what do you call the police where you're from?"

"BRPD... What about you?"

"Cambrigeshire Constabulary"

"Y'all just be making stuff up."
That darn Alex Levy makes more bad decisions per capita... Smh. I want to like her character, but gol-ly! #TheMorningShow
And if you were atheists when you got married, then swearing before God meant nothing to you, so divorce ain't a big deal, right? If you converted after that, just drop her and find you someone who can pray a decade after morning coffee.
Kiss your Hindu wife goodbye in the morning as a Catholic, then you get a call that she was hit by a bus on her lunch break and now what? She's in hell. Ain't enough holy water to throw on that. Now you gotta call the Mormons to baptize her post-humously.
The reason I don't "believe" in inter-faith marriage is bc I'm not gonna "till death do us part" with someone who doesn't believe the same thing I believe in regarding what happens after death.

That's a choice. And Stevie said, "when you believe in things you don't understand, then you suffer."
I would like to see numbers on car purchases in this area code from 2015 to now. A lot of people lost cars in the flood, and then with wear & tear, warranties expiring, and loans coming to maturation, I bet most of those cars are gone or traded in now. The pandemic certainly skewed things too.
I'm only on episode 3. There are two older couples this season. It's going to be very different. They're getting to the point faster this season. Only 14 episodes. I'm going to stick with it.
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I’m telling yall this bitch is a white Luna Vargas. Iykyk.
Eating dinner alone on my honeymoon?? Absolutely not. #MAFS
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
Hmmm. Maybe it's just the term "holiday" that sticks out. My mom always got an "annual" bonus, but it was closer to Christmas. They give us ours before Thanksgiving because we also get a turkey a few weeks later and a ham before Christmas. A few coworkers say it is their Christmas gifting budget.
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Donald Trump believes that the quick cognitive screenings he undergoes routinely are difficult IQ tests.
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
They have to be a money-laundering front because... how?
These Google photos memories used to hurt when they showed me photos of a deceased relative (at least I know they are happy now), but now I'm seeing photos from a weddings and bridal showers for marriages that don't exist today. Bruh.
It has to be Arby's because I DO NOT go there. My parents woke me up on a road trip in 1992 to go there and it was nasty. A coworker tried to take me there on my first day at the job in college and it was nasty.

I went back about 2 years ago. Food tasted like brown Vaseline. Never again.
What’s ONE chain restaurant that no one could ever convince you is“good?”
When Michelle Obama invited Kenan's daughter to sit in her lap? 😭😭

Moms are moms. And they be momming. That was so sweet!