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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 17h

I'm about to get in the bed because I want to maximize my lil extra hour of sleep or whatever, but I'm seeing people post pictures of their kids wearing Halloween costumes while putting up a Christmas tree.

Could you not tarry 24 hours?

MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 19h

"what do you call the police where you're from?"

"BRPD... What about you?"

"Cambrigeshire Constabulary"

"Y'all just be making stuff up."

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 20h

That darn Alex Levy makes more bad decisions per capita... Smh. I want to like her character, but gol-ly! #TheMorningShow

MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 21h

And if you were atheists when you got married, then swearing before God meant nothing to you, so divorce ain't a big deal, right? If you converted after that, just drop her and find you someone who can pray a decade after morning coffee.

MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 21h

Kiss your Hindu wife goodbye in the morning as a Catholic, then you get a call that she was hit by a bus on her lunch break and now what? She's in hell. Ain't enough holy water to throw on that. Now you gotta call the Mormons to baptize her post-humously.

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 21h

The reason I don't "believe" in inter-faith marriage is bc I'm not gonna "till death do us part" with someone who doesn't believe the same thing I believe in regarding what happens after death.

That's a choice. And Stevie said, "when you believe in things you don't understand, then you suffer."

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 1d

Just lit the Vanilla Balsam candle ‼️🍁🍃🍂

two women are sitting next to each other on a couch with the words sweata weatha written on the screen .

ALT: two women are sitting next to each other on a couch with the words sweata weatha written on the screen .

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 2d

I would like to see numbers on car purchases in this area code from 2015 to now. A lot of people lost cars in the flood, and then with wear & tear, warranties expiring, and loans coming to maturation, I bet most of those cars are gone or traded in now. The pandemic certainly skewed things too.

MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 2d

I'm only on episode 3. There are two older couples this season. It's going to be very different. They're getting to the point faster this season. Only 14 episodes. I'm going to stick with it.

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 2d

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Joi ❤️🔱🖤 @joialexandra.bsky.social · 2d

I’m telling yall this bitch is a white Luna Vargas. Iykyk.

LitaBelle❤️♐️ ✨ @themboysmama.bsky.social · 3d

Chile.

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 2d

Eating dinner alone on my honeymoon?? Absolutely not. #MAFS

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Menotti Minutillo @menotti.bsky.social · 3d

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 3d

Hmmm. Maybe it's just the term "holiday" that sticks out. My mom always got an "annual" bonus, but it was closer to Christmas. They give us ours before Thanksgiving because we also get a turkey a few weeks later and a ham before Christmas. A few coworkers say it is their Christmas gifting budget.

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 3d

They cancelled the company Christmas party, so we all got bigger holiday bonus checks.

a man in a red shirt and blue jeans is standing in front of a car

ALT: a man in a red shirt and blue jeans is standing in front of a car

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Kait 🥔 @thryse.com · 5d

Donald Trump believes that the quick cognitive screenings he undergoes routinely are difficult IQ tests.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 6d

Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 3d

They have to be a money-laundering front because... how?

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 3d

These Google photos memories used to hurt when they showed me photos of a deceased relative (at least I know they are happy now), but now I'm seeing photos from a weddings and bridal showers for marriages that don't exist today. Bruh.

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 3d

It has to be Arby's because I DO NOT go there. My parents woke me up on a road trip in 1992 to go there and it was nasty. A coworker tried to take me there on my first day at the job in college and it was nasty.

I went back about 2 years ago. Food tasted like brown Vaseline. Never again.

Sis. Petty Shabazz @deelo502.bsky.social · 4d

What’s ONE chain restaurant that no one could ever convince you is“good?”

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 3d

When Michelle Obama invited Kenan's daughter to sit in her lap? 😭😭

Moms are moms. And they be momming. That was so sweet!

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 4d

Is this what they do for entertainment in certain neighborhoods??

youtube.com/shorts/iWVLS...

Cop vs Teacher Halftime 🏃💨 #shorts

YouTube video by MaxPreps

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 5d

One can argue that the car was customized to fit his large frame, which is a benefit of wealth, but since it never made it to the destination, it seems he was able to find accommodations for the time he was here.

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 5d

Shaquille O'Neal is so rich that he had his Range Rover shipped from Georgia to Louisiana for a weekend trip to Baton Rouge for a football game.

He couldn't just get a driver?

Anyway, hate to blame the victim, but someone stole his car during transport & it made the news.

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 6d

I don't know what to tell you. I ain't ashamed of my 2nd place finish in the Parish Spelling Bee. 😂

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 6d

He did such a good job of telling the kids quickly and simply, then comforting them.

When they asked the child if he was hurt and he said, "no, but my heart is broken!" I had no words.

The Emancipation 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 EiEi ( 🐦/X) @mrambitious.bsky.social · 7d

Alright man.

Not im in tears after they told the kids. Why don’t I remember this story being bigger?!

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MicG @alldaymicg.bsky.social · 6d

I use this start word every day.

We learned about Upton Sinclair in American History class, and I just re-watched the latest season of #Severance last week...🤷🏾‍♀️

Wordle 1,591 2/6*

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 6d

if you got the wordle of the day in 2 tries, you are a LIAR.

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