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Alex Weitzman

@alexweitzman.bsky.social

420 followers 280 following 820 posts

#VoiceActor, animation nerd, comedian, political junkie, and a guy just trying to make sense of the world. (Cis he/him) Credit for profile pic: @beenbettercomic 🟡

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 19h

Dealing with a new shoulder joint made of plastic and metal is a process, no doubt, and recovery is continual but slow.

That said, as an Ace Attorney fan, I also realized recently that you can pass a metal detector over my right shoulder and it goes off, and that gives me major Von Karma giggles.

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 20h

I JUST saw this. 🤣🤣🤣

I was being very silly. Which is the sort of thing I say with a metric fuckton of pride.

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 21h

a crowd of people are sitting in a theater clapping .

ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theater clapping .

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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 AkiCon (East Peoria, IL) @sonicmega.bsky.social · 22h

I miss you, Billy Kametz.

I miss your distinctive voice, and infectious enthusiasm, and the way you brought a sense of ease & optimism everywhere you went.

I miss when I could pick your voice out in a cast but only got more excited when I did bc I knew you cared.

I miss you so much.

Fuck cancer.

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 3d

Define “Perfect Ending”?

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 13d

“Ugh, stop, stop, just fuckin’ STOP already.”
“Ahhh, another perfectly satisfied young lady.”

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 13d

I’m picturing the “sex god” claiming to bring his partner to climax only to be told he’s licking the grates on the nearby stovetop. 😂

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 13d

Like I need an excuse to spoil him. 😜

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 13d

The matzoh ball soup. 😉

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 13d

Over the past 48 hours, that was theoretically at risk, so this means a little something extra to me today. 😉

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 14d

Just got home from shoulder replacement surgery, and started the healing process with some pastrami and some Jewish penicillin.

Glad to be on the other side of this. Plenty of recovery still to go.

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 15d

Explain your username:

I dunno, they scribbled this on a note and stuck it on me when I was little. It’s entirely their fault. I wanted Muscles McSexy. But the union only allows one per name and I’d have to make up a middle initial; seriously, Muscles Q. McSexy? GTFO.

kelsey jaffer 👻 they/(ban)she(e) @kelatonin.bsky.social · 15d

Explain your username:

Kelsey ➡️ Kel

Melatonin help sleep

Kelatonin

Tea’s so happy being Teddy Roosevelt @teaberryblue.net · 15d

Explain your user name:

Tea is my first (nick) name, I like Teaberry Gum and Berry-Blue Jell-o, and I have been using this as a handle since college, that’s really all there is to it.

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 18d

Graffiti has caught up with the 21st century. 🤣

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Michael Allan Schneider @quadbonus.bsky.social · 19d

👹ACTORS!!!👹

It's been over a year since the last one, so get ready to jump into the triumphant return of my workshop:

THE ONE THAT BOOKED

Grab a spot while you can!!

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · 22d

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says space !

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · Sep 22

So.

Kenvue. (Owners of Tylenol.)

You should sue the administration.

…c’monnnnnnn. Do it. It’ll be fun.

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · Sep 22

Kimmel’s back?

Okay.

I wanna know if there were conditions he’s being asked to accept. That’s REALLY important context for this development.

Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · Sep 22

a cartoon of a bird carrying a lion on its back with the words # attack hug below it .

ALT: a cartoon of a bird carrying a lion on its back with the words # attack hug below it .

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 22

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · Sep 22

Look, @lastweektonight.com, I love you guys, and far be it for me to speak for the entirety of voiceover, but

NO
NO
NO NO NO
DO NOT SEND TED CRUZ TO US
WE DO NOT WANT HIM

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · Sep 21

I like how, in The Prince of Egypt, little baby Moses lays it on REAL thick for the Queen when she uncovers him.

“Oh, what a surprise, a royal maternal figure, what’s an eminently adorable and adoptable and rescue-able infant like me to do? Goo goo.”

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The Weeping Somnambulist @pigeon75.bsky.social · Sep 18

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smelly wolf penis @gnarlyanimal.bsky.social · Sep 7

required reading

Do not let these milquetoast white men content creators convince you that we are doomed. They are selling fear and profiting off of it.

His health is failing. The cult has lost its momentum. The Epstein victims are actively making their case and trials will be happening, worldwide. The GOP is fighting amongst themselves about everything. Dems are winning their elections at federal and state levels. The military is being sent to cities to then stand around and get mocked. Judges have ruled it's illegal to be sent to blue cities in the first place. Alligator Alcatraz got shut down. They're desperate to hire people for ICE because people keep quitting. Protests are happening every week, everywhere.

We are in a very scary and very chaotic time. Project 2025 is terrifying. People are being emboldened to be violent, and people are being traumatized and harmed. The country has been divided and damaged, but not beyond repair and rebuild. We will get through this, we can't just give up and comply in advance. Don't let the bastards get you down.

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Alex Weitzman @alexweitzman.bsky.social · Sep 18

If Matt Damon is rich enough to start his own TV network, he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible right now.

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