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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky
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Name is a reference to Kings Quest. 45 year old Dad/Husband. Video Games, DnD & TTRPGs, Anime, Pets, 49ers. Not necessarily in that order. Guitar and Vocals mainly for my own enjoyment. Safe place for all. Probably not that serious. 🚫 politics
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11 years of marriage and I’m still rizzin up the wifey. #ILoveMyWife
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A guide for not being annoying online:

1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply

2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply

3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply

Hope this helps!
Injury Update: After straining my calf last weekend (making a small but sudden movement) I left the house to take my daughter trick or treating. Surely a week is enough time to heal. I learned A.) I don’t walk enough M-F. B.) My body only breaks now, no healing. #ImOld #Mid40s #AntiWolverineHealing
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Yay!!! Hope y’all have a great day and weekend!
Family comes in with fighting sibs dressed in baseball gear:

We can’t get them to do anything together, they always fight.

Me with geriatric brainrot: Hey guys how many innings are in your game tonight 6 or 7.

The brothers in unison:
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Oof, yeah this one hits me in the heart. A very old heart that come from way back in the 1900s.