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alexandercannot.bsky.social
Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky
@alexandercannot.bsky.social
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Name is a reference to Kings Quest. 45 year old Dad/Husband. Video Games, DnD & TTRPGs, Anime, Pets, 49ers. Not necessarily in that order. Guitar and Vocals mainly for my own enjoyment. Safe place for all. Probably not that serious. 🚫 politics
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 12d
Hi friends, I haven’t talked much about it but my mother in law was diagnosed with breast cancer. We are doing a fundraiser for a wheel chair. Any help would be a blessing and there’s a cool shirt or hoodie involved! Thanks in advance! www.bonfire.com/breast-cance...
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 1d
Impossible to resist.
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 1d
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 1d
Awesome list and shirt!
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 1d
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
It’s a pass! It’s a pass!
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
This is an absolute classic!
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
By all means, keep talking! Books, show, games, all of it!
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
Feesh Ketchum!
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
11 years of marriage and I’m still rizzin up the wifey. #ILoveMyWife
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 2d
A guide for not being annoying online:

1. If something is clearly a joke, don't leave an angry reply

2. If you're not sure whether something is a joke, don't leave an angry reply

3. If you don't have the ability to identify jokes, don't leave an angry reply

Hope this helps!
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
Injury Update: After straining my calf last weekend (making a small but sudden movement) I left the house to take my daughter trick or treating. Surely a week is enough time to heal. I learned A.) I don’t walk enough M-F. B.) My body only breaks now, no healing. #ImOld #Mid40s #AntiWolverineHealing
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
Absolutely stunning, from cosmetics to apparel, just impressive all around.
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
Me later screaming on the toilet:
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
Yay! We made it!!! Have a wonderful weekend everyone!!!! #TheWeekend
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 2d
Yay!!! Hope y’all have a great day and weekend!
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 3d
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 3d
Family comes in with fighting sibs dressed in baseball gear:

We can’t get them to do anything together, they always fight.

Me with geriatric brainrot: Hey guys how many innings are in your game tonight 6 or 7.

The brothers in unison:
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 3d
Sexy ass Jedi!
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 3d
Oof, yeah this one hits me in the heart. A very old heart that come from way back in the 1900s.
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 3d
My dog sleeps on the guest bed when I work from home. Doesn’t move for hours. I go to the bathroom for like 3 seconds…

My dog:
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Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky @alexandercannot.bsky.social · 3d
That costume is awesome!!!
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