Alexander Cannot Reach The Sky
@alexandercannot.bsky.social
Name is a reference to Kings Quest. 45 year old Dad/Husband. Video Games, DnD & TTRPGs, Anime, Pets, 49ers. Not necessarily in that order. Guitar and Vocals mainly for my own enjoyment. Safe place for all. Probably not that serious.
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Hi friends, I haven’t talked much about it but my mother in law was diagnosed with breast cancer. We are doing a fundraiser for a wheel chair. Any help would be a blessing and there’s a cool shirt or hoodie involved! Thanks in advance! www.bonfire.com/breast-cance...
One of these days I think I’m gonna play my guitar and sing and then throw it up on here. I don’t get to perform much anymore!
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December 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
One of these days I think I’m gonna play my guitar and sing and then throw it up on here. I don’t get to perform much anymore!
@cynetrunner.bsky.social is that you?
December 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
@cynetrunner.bsky.social is that you?
One more day to freedom (vacation)! Just a heads up prepare to bombard with love and positive vibes bechachos! #ImReady #ImTiredBoss
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December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
One more day to freedom (vacation)! Just a heads up prepare to bombard with love and positive vibes bechachos! #ImReady #ImTiredBoss
I need to play a lot of these games as I haven’t experienced the characters to this point. I will go out on a limb and say I know I’m going to love Judy just by looking at her in that image. She’s givin badass vibes instantly.
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I need to play a lot of these games as I haven’t experienced the characters to this point. I will go out on a limb and say I know I’m going to love Judy just by looking at her in that image. She’s givin badass vibes instantly.
Had a pretty significant impact at time, still holds up for me as a classic. #GhostInTheShell
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Had a pretty significant impact at time, still holds up for me as a classic. #GhostInTheShell
@notknz.is.tall.fyi Happy Birthday you amazing human! Hope it’s wonderful!!!
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December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
@notknz.is.tall.fyi Happy Birthday you amazing human! Hope it’s wonderful!!!
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During the most busy time of the year.
Please remember that the people who work in stores are doing their very best to help everyone and probably haven't had a break. 🛍🎁
There is again ZERO reason to be a huge jerk to them, be kind and patient. 💗
Please remember that the people who work in stores are doing their very best to help everyone and probably haven't had a break. 🛍🎁
There is again ZERO reason to be a huge jerk to them, be kind and patient. 💗
December 15, 2025 at 12:37 PM
During the most busy time of the year.
Please remember that the people who work in stores are doing their very best to help everyone and probably haven't had a break. 🛍🎁
There is again ZERO reason to be a huge jerk to them, be kind and patient. 💗
Please remember that the people who work in stores are doing their very best to help everyone and probably haven't had a break. 🛍🎁
There is again ZERO reason to be a huge jerk to them, be kind and patient. 💗
Me when it happens
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Me when it happens
If you’re playing NCAA 26 College Football, I found this website super useful! Especially for Dynasty addicts like myself. I am not affiliated with em, just appreciate the info and thought I’d share! collegefootball.gg/tools/ #NCAA26
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December 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If you’re playing NCAA 26 College Football, I found this website super useful! Especially for Dynasty addicts like myself. I am not affiliated with em, just appreciate the info and thought I’d share! collegefootball.gg/tools/ #NCAA26
#SkircleSunday with only the finest of Kings, Queens, & GOATs (some are more than one of those titles). Have a great day! I appreciate all of you!
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
#SkircleSunday with only the finest of Kings, Queens, & GOATs (some are more than one of those titles). Have a great day! I appreciate all of you!
What I post from
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What I post from
Friday night and my wife and I agreed to go to a birthday party to see family. I’m sitting Texas Roadhouse and at 45 years of age my old ass does not miss this shit AT ALL. 🤣 #Old #TooLoud #FuckThisPlace
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December 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Friday night and my wife and I agreed to go to a birthday party to see family. I’m sitting Texas Roadhouse and at 45 years of age my old ass does not miss this shit AT ALL. 🤣 #Old #TooLoud #FuckThisPlace
We made it!!! Enjoy your weekend everyone! #TheWeekend
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December 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
We made it!!! Enjoy your weekend everyone! #TheWeekend
Haven’t been as active on here lately. I’m a little burned out and ready for my vacation ( starts the 19th). Overall, not in a bad place just can tell I need the break. Happy Holidays everyone! I’m sure I’ll be posting more again soon! #Tired #ReadyForVacation
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December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Haven’t been as active on here lately. I’m a little burned out and ready for my vacation ( starts the 19th). Overall, not in a bad place just can tell I need the break. Happy Holidays everyone! I’m sure I’ll be posting more again soon! #Tired #ReadyForVacation
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Gear up for your next mission 🐍
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December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Gear up for your next mission 🐍
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Ages 18+. Ends December 15, 2025. Rules: xbx.lv/3KlIQgH
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When you have bunch of random digestive problems:
Me: I’m going to be early to work today!
My digestive system:
Me: I’m going to be early to work today!
My digestive system:
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December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
When you have bunch of random digestive problems:
Me: I’m going to be early to work today!
My digestive system:
Me: I’m going to be early to work today!
My digestive system:
Runnin some D&D with the homies today. Might be putting this campaign on ice after this session. I think the DM is burnt. Luckily, we have a few players who DM in the group and will re-roll characters if that’s the case. A bit of a bummer as I was starting to love my bard. #D&D #BardLife #TTRPG
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December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
#SundaySkircle with only the finest of Kings, Queens, and GOATs. Appreciate all of you!
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
#SundaySkircle with only the finest of Kings, Queens, and GOATs. Appreciate all of you!
Been playing NCAA 26 and enjoying it. I mainly play Dynasty/ CFM in Madden and NCAA. The raised level cap for coaches is nice but I want the option to turn the cap off. If I want an OP coach, let me have an OP coach. That said, the game play is solid not hugely improved but improved. #NCAA26 #Gaming
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Been playing NCAA 26 and enjoying it. I mainly play Dynasty/ CFM in Madden and NCAA. The raised level cap for coaches is nice but I want the option to turn the cap off. If I want an OP coach, let me have an OP coach. That said, the game play is solid not hugely improved but improved. #NCAA26 #Gaming
In case you didn’t know, we made it to the weekend!!!! Congratulations! Have a good one! #TheWeekend
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December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
In case you didn’t know, we made it to the weekend!!!! Congratulations! Have a good one! #TheWeekend
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Also, happy Metroid Prime 4 release day!!!! 🙌
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Also, happy Metroid Prime 4 release day!!!! 🙌