joyeux noel
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joyeux noel
@aiyaruk.bsky.social
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UXR, former MechE, current dispenser of hot takes. I believe in the you that believes in me. Bi, butch. They/them
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makes me want to form a cross-disciplinary squad of Dedicated Haters to bitch about the genre
I had hair down to my ass for a while and it was *phenomenally* heavy - also I kept sitting on it accidentally. I have much less hair + half my head shaved now.
I have had exactly one of these, and it was only possible because I was unemployed and my partner could not mess with my packing before I ran the washer.

(he is a chaos gremlin who will MOVE THINGS to maximize chaos because being orderly is 'wasting space' to his mind)
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“.. They are the asylum seekers, the rule followers. They go into the federal building holding papers .. hoping for a measure of due process. Some leave the courthouse with a hearing date set months or years from now. Others disappear into ICE’s prison system.”

@nymag.com
nymag.com/intelligence...
Interesting that they lived apart: all the situations I've seen where the women knew about each other were polygamy compound situations (or became them)
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wait W H A T

the fucking Trump annex is going to be BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE REST OF THE WHITE HOUSE???
Grossly huge. Vaughn Hillyard reported on Dateline White House that the completed structure of the ballroom alone is set to be 9K square feet. Which is materially larger than the size that the entire White House was yesterday.
yeah i mean he's basically like 'look i am a 46 year old man, i am several decades too old for this shit. also i have a partner i like to spend time with and [redacted] and if i'm working 9-9-6 i'm doing a whole hell of a lot less of that'
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
they want to SA their interns, not poop themselves to death because we've gutted the FDA
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.

I glanced down at the message.

“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.

So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.

www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
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the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
big 'trying to make fetch happen' energy
i am more in tune with the sv tech scene than uh, most people given my physical proximity and computer-based employment, but i have literally never heard of this shit
companies my partner talks to keep trying to sell him on this and i always visualize the conversation like so:
"we have a new ai company"

*look inside*

it's just chatgpt wearing a moustache
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I have found an EXCELLENT meme for the church history lecture on Wednesday (which includes the Great Schism)
i, physically in san francisco and knower of many ladies both in and out of tech, have never fucking heard of this
or a man would just have a whole ass other family across city/the county/the country (depending on feasibility of travel) without the intention of getting a divorce. i think the most i've seen irl is 3 simultaneous families, btw.
bitch that is MY HOUSE

(it is also the rest of america's house)
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Tens of millions of people are set to lose food stamps in weeks and conservatives are celebrating it right in the open on social media. They’re gleeful about starving children, literally saying “fuck them kids.” Yet another reason that “pro-life” is a misnomer. They’re loudly pro-death
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shocked to learn that the president lied about this and also this is a horrible defacing of a building that belongs to the people of the United States, not donald trump
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
i am a professional people-looker-atter, and probably the main thing that is missed by folks is that people actually have quite a bit of consistency within the rules of their own universe, it's just that they are probably inhabiting a wildly different universe than you are.