Brilliant.

You don’t believe “The Usual” would have been a smash?

I hope she ends up getting everything he ever owned.

All of these fuckers should be held personally responsible and be taken for everything, right down to their burial plots.

I like to imagine that he secretly hates it and wishes the earth would swallow him up every time he hears the opening notes.

I absolutely cannot say “party” any differently than the witch in that commercial.

”Now, when you stock up on Pepsi and Doritos you’ll find savings on Hershey’s candy. It’s the perfect recipe for a…” “PARTAY!”

You know what would actually be pretty hilarious is if Lee Greenwood played the Superbowl (or anything else) but then he didn’t do “God Bless the USA.”

Usually I can least puzzle out what he means, but this?

Just read a bit about how comedian Joe Ancis, on whom Lenny Bruce based much of his style, used to shot “What do you do for a living?” at comics during their sets.

Could he have been the guy who shouted it at Bob Dylan at the Philharmonic in 64? (Bob quipped “Hey anything you say!” to laughs).

Hello, Mr Perkins Bass. Your school is cool & all, but I really like your grave.

Perkins Bass (1827-1899) reposes in Rosehill Cemetery & occasionally shows up on @adamchicago.bsky.social's Rosehill tours, depending on what dead people Adam feels like introducing you to on any given day.

It’s impossible to overstate how much “abolish ice” is the normie position now here in chicago — just countless random moms at toddler soccer on a park district field asking me where I bought my anti-ice t-shirt. average people don’t like our neighborhoods being terrorized.

“Even Jesus would never forgive what you do.”

Feds deploy tear gas in Albany Park as neighbors respond to them detaining people. One person was taken, though another was freed.

“I was afraid to go over there. I got braver the more people came out. I know my neighbors have my back, and I have their back."

I’m sure. He’s will be with his pal Rush Limbaugh in a different place. Also, for someone who is supposedly in great shape he sure is talking a lot about death lately. bsky.app/profile/atru...

Did someone play him “Masters of War?”

Right, they don’t know how to deal with it.

And just in general if you get someone laughing, they want to find a way to agree with you. Humor changes minds.

I grew up on Muppets, Weird Al, Daniel Pinkwater books, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, and Pee-Wee Herman.

Buying an inflatable chicken suit to help fight tyranny in my neighborhood seems about right to me.

It may be a small thing, but humor can be a weapon.

My chicken suit arrived today.

Pleasant day out in my neighborhood in Chicago. There was a farmer’s market and people are out strolling, chatting, and sitting out on porches. Just like every weekend.

Except now most of us are wearing whistles to alert neighbors if unidentified guys in tactical gear show up to kidnap people.

They should’ve kept calling it “The 100 Foot Road.”

“Million to one shot, Doc.”

Some of the hate directed at light hearted protest is confusion. The US mind doesn’t know what to do w activity which isn’t for profit-commerce. Can’t compute how someone’s radical act of care in the face evil may be sharing coffee w others fighting the good fight (like church or AA coffee hr)

“Hey kid… my name is Morris D. Broadway and I’m gonna make you a star!” @actualnames.bsky.social

Help me out here. When did Biden take office? Who was the FBI director on January 6th? Who appointed that FBI director?

Wait so just to be clear then the cat's name was Buster Keaton