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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 7h

exactly. the brewers should be happy to get swept in the nlcs

acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 7h

i like public figures who didn't get shot

SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 7h

www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...

Surely that means he should lose his job amirite

Trump Brags About Surviving Assassination Attempt at Charlie Kirk Ceremony

The Presidential Medal of Freedom places Kirk in the company of Mother Teresa, Martin Luther King Jr. and Rosa Parks.

www.thedailybeast.com

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 7h

sorry folks. ill stop scrolling catch up

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 7h

wow. maybe biden should have stopped giving them bombs if they wouldn't sign this deal

reasonsvoice.bsky.social @reasonsvoice.bsky.social · 1d

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 9h

what does that mean

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18h

i am calling on BOTH john oliver AND bari weiss to step down from running cbs news

Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 1d

Was waiting to see how Olivia Reingold (who Oliver's piece destroyed almost as much as Bari Weiss) would respond, and you can see the tweet below which also shows she either did not watch his piece, or just didn't understand it, since he actually addresses this point directly.

Olivia Reingold quote tweeting Variety.

The Variety tweet is about John Oliver's piece on Bari Weiss leading CBS News, saying:

John Oliver slams Bari Weiss' takeover of CBS News:

"I wouldn’t want anyone who led a pure opinion outlet, not even one that I happened to agree with, to suddenly be running CBS News. But it is especially alarming to have someone doing it who has spent years putting out work that, in my opinion, is at best irresponsible and at worst deeply misleading."

Reingold then quotes it saying:

Why does this sound like John Oliver commenting on……John Oliver

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 9h

i wish there was a way to mute an quote image format

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10h

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10h

imagine him dying of cancer less than a year into a presidential term he literally had the chutzpah to run for...

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10h

dawg fuck joe biden. get fuckin real. this senile motherfucker damned us all

LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 1d

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10h

republicans are salivating over a mamdani win! that's why the new york post, owned by rupert murdoch, is desperately trying to get cuomo elected

Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 10h

Every now and then I look at Twxtter for baseball news, and I came across this breathtaking ad.

Cuomo is actively collaborating with Trump but apparently voting for him is how to fight Trump.
(Paid for by “Fix the City,” top donor: Michael Bloomberg)

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 10h

it will take years to measure rfk's death count.. in the meantime obviously that rat motherfucker was evil

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10h

there are lots of people who claim they could’ve called this, but that just isn’t true, *no one* thought rubio would have the highest body count in the entire admin, including RFK, jr., don’t fucking bullshit me

GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10h

rubio remains maybe the most shocking heel turn in the administration

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 14h

You pay taxes so he can illegally weaponize that money against you and your community

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

Trump and Bessent clarify that they will only help out Argentina as long as Milei is in power. Trump adds that the same thing goes with NYC, where the White House will hold up funds if Mamdani wins.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 12h

it's called the heavy metal workout

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 17h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 12h

this is why your electric bill is higher btw

The Verge @theverge.com · 16h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 14h

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 17h

(jomboy showed the angle with hernandez going back to the bag after the bobble)

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 17h

the out at third is more excusable. it's understandable that smith wouldn't tag in that situation, and thinking it was a catch, it makes sense for him to go back. i think the correct outcome from "perfect" play is a run and an out.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 17h

obviously there was the confusion over whether there was a catch or not but most of the insanity of this play is because hernandez went back to the bag after the bobble. no excuse not to score in that situation

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18h

i am calling on BOTH john oliver AND bari weiss to step down from running cbs news

Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 1d

Was waiting to see how Olivia Reingold (who Oliver's piece destroyed almost as much as Bari Weiss) would respond, and you can see the tweet below which also shows she either did not watch his piece, or just didn't understand it, since he actually addresses this point directly.

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 21h

of course you shouldn't bet against bari weiss.. her backers are the richest people in history. the house always wins

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 21h

the buffalo bills? what next? the wichita final notice? the tuscaloosa collections??

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 21h

you don't have to wait for the fielder to finish the catch, you just have to tag until the first touch

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Your Friend From Work’s Awkward Halloween Party Man @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 21h

“Also please do not read the last paragraphs of my ‘Career’ and ‘Views’ section on Wikipedia.”

“I specifically requested the opposite of this!”

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acabylon 👻 BOO! 👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 1d

it doesn't matter though if he tags that should be an easy play

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