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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 11d

I just say shit on here. I don't even know what it means

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 13m

Incel nazis. Gay nazis. Trans nazis. Furry nazis. They've even got types of nazi we haven't even discovered

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 22m

"The children were already sick. That's not the definition of genocide. That's not the definition of torture. Only members of the German national socialist party between 1920-1945 count."

The internet is a diseased place

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 27m

My last job turned off the AC to save money. I've made like $100 sitting in the break room at a large company today

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 42m

I know he pissed people off but I really don't know if it was censored. I'm assuming

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 1h

wearing this to the no kings protest

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 47m

Geneva convention inspectors all over this goddamn place

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 49m

The helper's monster is the glove

🗡️🎃ChiliDishGamBOOno 🎃💀 @chilidishgambino.bsky.social · 1h

Is Hamburger Helper the glove or is it the ingredients inside the box

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 52m

That last one is a real song he had to apologize for. Finding the offensive version may have taken some doing

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1h

CAN YOU IMAGINE, CLARA!? IMAGINE!

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1h

Shut the fuck up. We were here first

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1h

Same monkey energy

youtu.be/cKOtPR0DZdU?...

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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 5h

An ancient tex

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1h

Rats are dumber. But many of us have watched a squirrel eat shit after misjudging a jump so it's not like a runaway

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 1h

Because of the Trump movie tariff Avatar 3 will cost $600 billion since it's filmed on Pandora

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 2h

Have you heard Lee Atwater explain the southern strategy?

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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 2h

welcome to bluesky, here's your mariners hat and a humpy plushy. all other fandoms are marked for death

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 2h

Lol. Amanda Marcotte didn’t block me but she'll blocked a dude defending her

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 9d

Bill Burr playing Riyadh is kinda like when Jim Jeffries got a TV show based on the gun control bit and people easily found out what a piece of shit he was

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

We keep sending the Jaguars to London so they'll hate football

a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

So far the job at the ice cream factory involves no work

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

I caught a fish THIS big!

*gestures towards self*

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

Get him to a chiropractor before he's has skin failure!

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

If we don't stomp out the Hitler praise they're going to find a way to rewrite history. They'll be teaching your grandchildren Hitler just wanted to make Germany great again

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 3h

Now who was having manic paranoia when they locked their account?

(Still me.)

Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 5h

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now

chris @knightscrest.bsky.social · 5h

what even happened on the other site this time

⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 6h

No darker secret than the implications of being a republican