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Abbey

@abbeyisme.bsky.social

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Music | Mets | Buckeyes | Hockey | 🏳️‍⚧️in NJ Writing my first novel. “I’ve lost my mind just a couple of times.” Discord: abbeyisme PFP by @wizard-of-roz.bsky.social

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · Sep 23

I do love that my snide replies here get traction but anything original just goes right into the void.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 25m

It looks like an oversized high school stadium.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 41m

I make a few bets a year. I’m not immune to it but it’s $20 on the Mets making the playoffs or Ohio State beating Meatchicken (used to be a safe bet). I’m not betting on some 3rd liner on the Flames I’ve never heard of hitting a Gordie Howe hat trick against the Kraken.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 55m

Guys on my hockey team, it’s become all they talk about and they bet on the dumbest shit. Someone on the team actually works for one of the sites and he’s told them those parlays they offer are only for suckers. It’s where they make their money.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1h

It’s gross how much it’s taken over all sports. There’s so much money coming in that they’ll never do anything about it.

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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 16h

ok who did this? ☹️

a doctored photo of the back of a $20 bill featuring the White House being demolished by an excavator

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Air-rum @aarum.bsky.social · 5d

The government said they aren’t releasing SNAP benefits in November — but ALDI is helping families out. Their Thanksgiving meal bundle feeds 10 people for just $40! 🦃 Available now through Christmas Eve, it includes 21 items (like a 14-lb turkey + sides). Share this with everyone!

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 12h

I’ll donate if they promise to tear down that fucking arch he’s started babbling about.

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 12h

Knicks on pace for 82-0 season. This could be their year.

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 13h

I hope they showed him on the Jumbotron and he got booed mercilessly.

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 18h

They don’t bother me as much as the people on the NJT playing music or watching something on their phone speakers.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 18h

I can imagine people on the subway and commuter trains using these.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 21h

Having just spent last week reading Stratis’s book, this was a fun read.

The Flytrap @theflytrapmedia.com · 22h

In "The Dad Rock That Made Me A Woman," Niko Stratis tells her journey of self-discovery through her love of dad rock. @nicolefroio.bsky.social interviews the author, asking why the genre is so appealing to queer and trans people.

Why Do Queer And Trans People Listen To Dad Rock?

The earnestness of dad rock makes queer and trans people unlikely fans of the genre. Nicole Froio investigates why.

f.mtr.cool

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 22h

Would explain why they love Kid Rock

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that Republicans get upset about tearing down confederate monuments, but not demolishing the White House, says a lot.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1d

I’m liking the little animation on the NBC score bug.

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1d

I may be right out of shot. We were to the right of the soundboard. Such a weird vibe show.

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1d

I think I only noticed his bodyguards.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1d

I was standing right by you apparently. I had no clue he was there until I heard about it on a podcast.

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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

Putting a Democrat with a Nazi tattoo in the Senate normalizes Naziism in our federal politics for a long ass time.

All these recent stories about secret Nazi group chats? Anytime that happens going forward will be met with "But Platner."

It's not a purity test. Think through the consequences.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1d

Jello

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 1d

Trump and Epstein were besties. But Clinton and Epstein were SUPER besties.

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 2d

Splash.

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Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 2d

Actions of someone that doesn’t think he’s leaving in 3 years.

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 3d

Finders Keepers v. Too Bad So Sad

Abbey @abbeyisme.bsky.social · 3d

Tom Brady is so bad at calling football games.