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Wandering Hoo @wanderlib.bsky.social · 9m

The best pitch for building more housing in Massachusetts, Vermont, and Maine is "no one should have to live in New Hampshire."

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 12m

Bringing back all the early 2000s stuff for the Gen Z/A kids.

-Middle East Wars
-Jncos
-Oasis

…and now this

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 19m

Dibs.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 49m

…present company excluded. Obviously. Just saw your Austin post.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 52m

Everybody in Texas is fat. All of them.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1h

The u25 analysts presented today.

All three of them used the TikTok voice, where every statement ends an octave higher and sounds like a question.

They each had a mic. They set up like they were doing a podcast.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 2h

I’d liquidate everything, party my face off, and die in debt.

Bloomberg News @bloomberg.com · 2h

“I want my inheritance now.” From forced property transfers to drained pensions, older people are increasingly losing their life savings to family members.

‘I Want My Inheritance Now’: Older People are Losing Their Life Savings to Family Members

As housing stress and cost-of-living pressures mount, adult children are asking parents to unlock their wealth early — or to stop spending it.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 5h

Oh he’s just looking for a board position.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 8h

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 18h

Those dumbass Alpha Sheepdog Losers only talked to JAGs during investigations or to try to figure out divorces.

They have no clue.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 18h

…I knew mfers would see that EO

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 18h

Executive Order 12333 (Section 2.11) got something to say…

Good God we’re fucking spiraling fast.

CNN @cnn.com · 18h

President Donald Trump said he authorized the CIA to operate inside Venezuela to clamp down on illegal flows of migrants and drugs from the South American nation, but stopped short of saying they would have authority to remove President Nicolas Maduro.

Trump details decision to authorize CIA to operate in Venezuela | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump said today he authorized the CIA to operate inside Venezuela to clamp down on illegal flows of migrants and drugs from the South American nation, but stopped short of saying the...

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 18h

Which is worse: Iran building nukes, said nukes not being a story, or Donny just riffing on state secrets like it was cool before he blew an op in Venezuela?

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 18h

Their talking points are aimed at the terminally (and terminal) online Facebook boomer and the utterly hopeless fail sons/fail daughters all trying to feel superior for once

These people were trying to buy ECMO machines, drank bleach, and thought JFK Jr was alive

They are daddy issues personified

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 20h

Facebook is selling coke bags to morons who want everyone to know they have a gram.

Raise rates. Too many idiots have too much money.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22h

He learned it in “How To Not Get Guillotined” class after he ascended.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22h

No they don’t bathe. Gross people.

But add rainbows and lose the beanie and now you’re talking.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22h

Eerily similar to NorCal…

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 22h

Oh I see. Terribly sorry. Carry on.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 23h

No.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 23h

Swastikas? Actual fascism? No recourse?

Lots of you haven’t been to countries where stuff like this happens, and I’m not talking about little trips to Iraq or Afghanistan, but functional tyrannies with legitimacy. Where laws and societal norms curtail freedom, and it becomes accepted.

Well.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

It’s all over, man.

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "Iran is trying to survive. When I heard the reports two weeks ago, 'Iran is looking to build a nuclear weapon,' I said 'don't worry about it.'"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 5d

in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa

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Glaxton T. GuitarWolf @8stringandsushi.bsky.social · 1d

We love kiwis, strawberries, and tangerines as well.

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