Sunshine
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It’d be nice if you stopped asking why the chicken crossed the road & go see for yourselves you lazy fucks
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i've lost the will for you to live
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But… he’s so versatile!!!
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😆you’re the best

Definitely not sorry ❤️
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Definitely don’t like this post
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if you’re ever out with your partner & run into one of their exes who makes some bold statements to you about him & then he gets mad at you for not throwing down & defending him…

we know it’s true based on our own experiences

Hope this helps ☺️
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Self proclaimed, smart men are always the dumbest
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I swell with inflammation, he’s a dick… a tiny one, mind you 🙃
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No. You aren’t my ex stalking my TikTok, calling me fat lol

My fat ex calling me fat 😂😂😂
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You always were a hypocritical fat bastard.
Thankfully it’s inflammation & it goes away, unlike you.
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You outta know 😂
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Jays warm up ball 🥰
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The only cat eye I like 🤩
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I love them 🤷🏼‍♀️
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It’s so good as fluff tho
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It’s really easy to fall into a better relationship when your ex was that ugly & awful
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Dude. Thanksgiving is literally all about sammies.

I do turkey, stuffing & turnip fluff