Protesters in Portland should gather peacefully in front of wherever the National Guard is stationed, drop an unholy amount of trash, and go home. Then, in the following days, enjoy the spectacle of National Guardsmen cleaning up the city, like they were forced to in DC.
September 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
After fighting zombies all morning, these feral child soldiers, 10 and 12, are heading to the local depot to resupply on MTG booster packs in #wartornportland
September 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
After fighting zombies all morning, these feral child soldiers, 10 and 12, are heading to the local depot to resupply on MTG booster packs in #wartornportland
October 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Clearly #WarTornPortland
Say the line.
“The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.”
“The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.”
September 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Clearly #WarTornPortland
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
They'll have a great time in Portland. Chill vibes, great coffee, best food truck scene on the west coast.
Trump looks beyond ridiculous.
#WarTornPortland
Trump looks beyond ridiculous.
#WarTornPortland
September 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They'll have a great time in Portland. Chill vibes, great coffee, best food truck scene on the west coast.
Trump looks beyond ridiculous.
#WarTornPortland
Trump looks beyond ridiculous.
#WarTornPortland
and what about the proliferation of French bulldogs, like the one next to this kid and fountain? #wartornportland
September 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
and what about the proliferation of French bulldogs, like the one next to this kid and fountain? #wartornportland
antifa's inflatable animal costume brigade lurking on the shadowy street corner of #portland #wartornportland
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
antifa's inflatable animal costume brigade lurking on the shadowy street corner of #portland #wartornportland
Funniest, best #WarTornPortland.
.@morganevelyncook on TikTok is trying to figure out why Trump is sending troops to Portland, Oregon, and her video is the greatest thing ever 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Funniest, best #WarTornPortland.
Another Friday report from downtown Portland, Oct 10th. After another crazy week in the news, Portland is still good.
#wartornportland #showmeyiurhellhole #warravagedportland #pdx @mayorkwilson.bsky.social @councilormorillo.bsky.social @councilorgreen.bsky.social #downtownportland
#wartornportland #showmeyiurhellhole #warravagedportland #pdx @mayorkwilson.bsky.social @councilormorillo.bsky.social @councilorgreen.bsky.social #downtownportland
October 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Another Friday report from downtown Portland, Oct 10th. After another crazy week in the news, Portland is still good.
#wartornportland #showmeyiurhellhole #warravagedportland #pdx @mayorkwilson.bsky.social @councilormorillo.bsky.social @councilorgreen.bsky.social #downtownportland
#wartornportland #showmeyiurhellhole #warravagedportland #pdx @mayorkwilson.bsky.social @councilormorillo.bsky.social @councilorgreen.bsky.social #downtownportland
#WarTornPortland fights in Dragon Boats! Look out!
September 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
#WarTornPortland fights in Dragon Boats! Look out!
Since Portland’s been popping up in the news, here’s a reminder of what Portland is actually like.
September 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I, too, have been frustrated by the line outside Voodoo Donuts, but it seems pretty childish to declare war on it
September 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
October 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
October 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The letter carrier in me wants to see folks writing “war torn” letters to each other in clear satire to share the news from #wartornPortland
September 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The letter carrier in me wants to see folks writing “war torn” letters to each other in clear satire to share the news from #wartornPortland
It's ghastly, I don't know how anyone can stand it! #WarTornPortland
War Ravaged Portland as described by
Despot Donnie
And
Actual photos from Portland
Despot Donnie
And
Actual photos from Portland
September 29, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's ghastly, I don't know how anyone can stand it! #WarTornPortland
The Army needs to solve the problem of increased game-time parking at Providence Park. #wartornportland
September 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Army needs to solve the problem of increased game-time parking at Providence Park. #wartornportland
Roving gangs of delinquents patrolling the streets. #WarTornPortland
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Roving gangs of delinquents patrolling the streets. #WarTornPortland
They're even posting their secret Yoga Attack Plans on the street boards! #WarTornPortland
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
They're even posting their secret Yoga Attack Plans on the street boards! #WarTornPortland
Greetings from #wartornportland. Leaves on trees turning fall colors. Pumpkin spice lattes. All's well.
October 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Greetings from #wartornportland. Leaves on trees turning fall colors. Pumpkin spice lattes. All's well.