Twist my umbrella 'til it's inside out, hand you a bouquet of rain, saying "Oh, baby, please take a drink"
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Twist my umbrella 'til it's inside out, hand you a bouquet of rain, saying "Oh, baby, please take a drink"
Did you know some Škoda cars have a hidden umbrella compartment inside the driver's door? ☔️🚗 A discreet detail usually found in ultra-luxury! Genius practicality. #CarTok #AutoFacts #HiddenGems #CarEnthusiast
January 5, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Did you know some Škoda cars have a hidden umbrella compartment inside the driver's door? ☔️🚗 A discreet detail usually found in ultra-luxury! Genius practicality. #CarTok #AutoFacts #HiddenGems #CarEnthusiast
i know i made jokes about enjin before watching gachiakuta but like listen, ifs not just bc he is a blond asshole. i also have a deeply personal connection with my giant umbrella. this is a well documented fact
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
i know i made jokes about enjin before watching gachiakuta but like listen, ifs not just bc he is a blond asshole. i also have a deeply personal connection with my giant umbrella. this is a well documented fact
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Irony just got poked with a polonium-tipped umbrella.
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Irony just got poked with a polonium-tipped umbrella.
it’s a common misconception, but the tiny cocktail umbrella is actually a parasol
January 5, 2026 at 6:05 AM
it’s a common misconception, but the tiny cocktail umbrella is actually a parasol
When we should both be asleep.
January 5, 2026 at 5:56 AM
When we should both be asleep.
Gothic Portland 2/2
January 5, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Gothic Portland 2/2
Absolutely stunning finale to this incredible story. The toxic yuri here is unbelievable, and so is the body horror. I can't recommend it highly enough, especially if you're on the lookout for something new and unique beneath the mechsploitation umbrella
It's done! Indentured Meat Chapter 4: Consumed.
Thanks again to everyone to helped along the way, and thank you to everyone who takes a look. I had a great time writing it. :)
Let me know what you think! archiveofourown.org/works/753010...
Thanks again to everyone to helped along the way, and thank you to everyone who takes a look. I had a great time writing it. :)
Let me know what you think! archiveofourown.org/works/753010...
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 AM
Absolutely stunning finale to this incredible story. The toxic yuri here is unbelievable, and so is the body horror. I can't recommend it highly enough, especially if you're on the lookout for something new and unique beneath the mechsploitation umbrella
Went to the park in the afternoon. It rained most of the time. My new umbrella works well and my winter coat is waterproof. I think I saw the elusive beaver today. Or it's that animal that's the not ferret. It could've also been a log. It was in the water a little far and low for me to see.->
January 5, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Went to the park in the afternoon. It rained most of the time. My new umbrella works well and my winter coat is waterproof. I think I saw the elusive beaver today. Or it's that animal that's the not ferret. It could've also been a log. It was in the water a little far and low for me to see.->
Who needs a nuclear umbrella if you have to cover your drink every time your treaty partner enters the room?
It's wild that the PM of a NATO member feels compelled to put out a statement like this vis-à-vis the US government.
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Who needs a nuclear umbrella if you have to cover your drink every time your treaty partner enters the room?
2026 squirrel forecast: likely! Bring an umbrella!
January 5, 2026 at 5:33 AM
2026 squirrel forecast: likely! Bring an umbrella!
modulation, of all types (but especially phase and frequency). also granular, additive, feedback (esp. oscillator sync feedback) and basically anything under the "west coast" umbrella
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 AM
modulation, of all types (but especially phase and frequency). also granular, additive, feedback (esp. oscillator sync feedback) and basically anything under the "west coast" umbrella
Toss it in a fancy glass and add an umbrella and/or fun straw. I'd fuck with that in a heartbeat!
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Toss it in a fancy glass and add an umbrella and/or fun straw. I'd fuck with that in a heartbeat!
More desolation and ruins. @miapinholecameras.bsky.social Mezzaluna 66. Iford HP5. Rodinal 1+25.
#photography #pinhole #filmphotography #selfportrait #blackandwhitephotography #bnw
#photography #pinhole #filmphotography #selfportrait #blackandwhitephotography #bnw
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
More desolation and ruins. @miapinholecameras.bsky.social Mezzaluna 66. Iford HP5. Rodinal 1+25.
#photography #pinhole #filmphotography #selfportrait #blackandwhitephotography #bnw
#photography #pinhole #filmphotography #selfportrait #blackandwhitephotography #bnw
Now playing on DFM: Umbrella by Rihanna Feat. Jay-Z ! Tune in now: https://a12.asurahosting.com/public/dfm
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Now playing on DFM: Umbrella by Rihanna Feat. Jay-Z ! Tune in now: https://a12.asurahosting.com/public/dfm
Bowser was a founding member of Umbrella all along.
January 5, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Bowser was a founding member of Umbrella all along.
Fiercely contested medical and legal debates.
That's our existence now for anyone under the transgender umbrella 🏳️⚧️. A TV sitcom wouldn't make a joke this wild.
That's our existence now for anyone under the transgender umbrella 🏳️⚧️. A TV sitcom wouldn't make a joke this wild.
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Fiercely contested medical and legal debates.
That's our existence now for anyone under the transgender umbrella 🏳️⚧️. A TV sitcom wouldn't make a joke this wild.
That's our existence now for anyone under the transgender umbrella 🏳️⚧️. A TV sitcom wouldn't make a joke this wild.
I wasn't unhappy with the ending like I was with Dexter or GoT or Umbrella Academy, but the season didn't do anything past seasons did better. If they ended the show at season 4 with an expanded epilogue to wrap things up, I would have been satisfied and nothing of value would have been lost.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I wasn't unhappy with the ending like I was with Dexter or GoT or Umbrella Academy, but the season didn't do anything past seasons did better. If they ended the show at season 4 with an expanded epilogue to wrap things up, I would have been satisfied and nothing of value would have been lost.
I want to ..! It's cute.
［＊they'd refrain from saying 'its sweet' or any of the like , out of worry that it sounded a bit.. cheesy. all over a little umbrella, right?
ah well- back to sipping down the drink through the straw. the bubbliness of the drink tickling their tongue a bit. it was good.］
［＊they'd refrain from saying 'its sweet' or any of the like , out of worry that it sounded a bit.. cheesy. all over a little umbrella, right?
ah well- back to sipping down the drink through the straw. the bubbliness of the drink tickling their tongue a bit. it was good.］
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 AM
I want to ..! It's cute.
［＊they'd refrain from saying 'its sweet' or any of the like , out of worry that it sounded a bit.. cheesy. all over a little umbrella, right?
ah well- back to sipping down the drink through the straw. the bubbliness of the drink tickling their tongue a bit. it was good.］
［＊they'd refrain from saying 'its sweet' or any of the like , out of worry that it sounded a bit.. cheesy. all over a little umbrella, right?
ah well- back to sipping down the drink through the straw. the bubbliness of the drink tickling their tongue a bit. it was good.］
Yeah, there aren’t many examples of actual unilateral disarmament that I know of.
That nukes haven’t proliferated farther is mostly a function of MAD logic and the US extending its nuclear umbrella around the world.
That nukes haven’t proliferated farther is mostly a function of MAD logic and the US extending its nuclear umbrella around the world.
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Yeah, there aren’t many examples of actual unilateral disarmament that I know of.
That nukes haven’t proliferated farther is mostly a function of MAD logic and the US extending its nuclear umbrella around the world.
That nukes haven’t proliferated farther is mostly a function of MAD logic and the US extending its nuclear umbrella around the world.
I mean this is January.
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I mean this is January.
it's why it's funny when anyone talks about "the [website] queer community" as though there is one large umbrella and not ten thousand micro-friendships, filled with people who naively assume you should be exactly the same as them because you have the same identity labels
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
it's why it's funny when anyone talks about "the [website] queer community" as though there is one large umbrella and not ten thousand micro-friendships, filled with people who naively assume you should be exactly the same as them because you have the same identity labels
good morning ted please appreciate the non-sprite full illustration version of the tee k.o. character that i was served between rounds
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
good morning ted please appreciate the non-sprite full illustration version of the tee k.o. character that i was served between rounds