Rn its critter hours
If you talk to me, i am in critter mode. This includes but is not limited to;
-bites
-smug self worth
-desire to bap
-steals things from your plate
-fear of spraybottle
-destruction with claws!
-many complaints
-a giant mech not understanding its giant

That could be two from my perspective. Flagstone girlfriend, or Spraybottle Karen.

And if you need a non-polar cleaner, may I recommend a spraybottle and some Wray and Nephew overproof white rum? 151 proof is great for cleaning things...

me: hey-

Firoza, pulling out a spraybottle: No I do NOT want you to write a story with me needy and horny and crying because of 'the hormones' even IF Raha is a sweetheart about it

me: OH COME ON