BREAKING: SoupForBrains Rabbit named as new Conservative Party leader in shadow cabinet reshuffle. Badenough goes back to McDonalds and Jenrick joins Reform. In other news, Sir Keith Strainer, Prune Minister, will accept the Nobel Prize for Genocide Enablement next week at a glitzy Tel Aviv event.

Judge SoupforBrains rules against President SoupforBrains in a win for our gerontocracy

Quite certain at this point there’s at least one staffer at the White House whose sole job is to pull up reports cobbled together from Newsmax talking points and 4chan memes to show President Soupforbrains that he’s definitely the most popular special boy president ever, yes he is, oh yes he is

Mike Lindell claims 'Satan' controls voting machines ahead of defamation trial. #Taco #SoupForBrains

Literally cannot stop thinking about the fact we have a full plastic spoon in our brains..
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I guess it's pretty close to soup anyways 😅 it needed a spoon 🤣
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#soupforbrains #plasticbrain

Sir Niceguy Normalman, a civil servant recently retired from the Department of Centrist Gradualism, must rescue his son, Wokelet Soupforbrains, from the innocent-seeming but ultimately corrosive Church of Our Lady of Communism