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Earthquake! https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/ew1764166600/executive #sanfranciscohellscape #teenylittlerumbleredition

I doubt I would have noticed if I wasn’t already awake. #oldmanbladder
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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sf u so purdy 😍 #itap #photography #nofilter #potatocam #birbycrap #sanfranciscohellscape #sunsetsedition
Photo looking towards downtown San Francisco taken just before sunset. The downtown high rise buildings are reflecting golden light, and the sky is an ombré from burnt orange at the skyline up to a steely pale blue at top. In the foreground the dark twin spires of St Paul’s church reach into the shadow cast by the hills to the west. A rogue birb is flaffering along in the foreground, on the right side of the frame.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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this bread is being v. judgey about me tbqh #sanfranciscohellscape #insultingbreadedition
Photo of a brown paper bread bag with the words “sour batard” printed on it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Hey @sfbayshows - why no mention of Cut Copy at the Regency Ballroom tonight?? If I’d known sooner I wouldn’t have scheduled a conflict - CC are *awesome*!! #music #sanfranciscohellscape #livemusicedition
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Yes!! YEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!1 😍😍😍 #turnt #sanfranciscohellscape #rainsickosedition
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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me during these classic slow NorCal storm build ups #sanfranciscohellscape #anticipationedition
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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i injured myself while abusing filters again 😢 #itap #photography #filtersgonewild #bobinshambles #sanfranciscohellscape #moodyskiesedition
Grotesquely edited landscape photo looking over Noe Valley, with insanely over saturated colours and appallingly tasteless use of contrast adjustments. The sky has moody clouds in it that were mildly coloured in reality, but are now electric blue with garish pink highlights. I blame going down a Rocky Horror Picture Show / Tim Curry rathole earlier today.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Good morning #sanfranciscohellscape! #photography #itap #nofilter #flyscreen #potatocam
Photo of the sunrise rising over a silhouetted cityscape. Some dark nearby houses are vaguely visible on the foreground, and the skyline has a pointy hill on the left, and a rising slope on the right. The sky starts as a steely blue near the top with increasing orange towards the horizon, where clouds add some texture. A single contrail arcs from the top left corner of the frame to just part the centre, before fading out. The entire scene has an odd grid-like effect, caused by shooting through a flyscreen.
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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tfw you can smell dogshit but can’t tell where it’s coming from 😬 #sanfranciscohellscape #mysteryaromasedition
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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[arachnid]

WHAT A BEAUTY!!! 😍😍😍 #sanfranciscohellscape #orbweaveredition
Close up photo of a Araneus diadematus in the middle of its web, with an out of focus background that includes some pink flowers on a stalk. The orb weaver is chonky and has alternating light and dark brown patches on its abdomen. The legs are tan and dark brown striped and appear to be have short hairs on them.
November 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Still Life With Priscilla and Fruit Thief #photography #nofilter #pixelatedpotatocam #priscillaqueenofthedessert #sanfranciscohellscape #rampantcrimeedition
Photo of a squirrel sitting on top of a fence, eyeing a passionfruit vine’s delectable but unripe fruit. This miscreant fruit thief may or may not have been sent packing very shortly after this photo was taken.
October 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Soon!! 🤤🤤🤤 #priscillaqueenofthedessert #bayareapassionfruitgrowers #sanfranciscohellscape #tropicalfruitsedition
A photo of a rapidly ripening Passiflora edulis fruit. An unripe green one is half visible too, dangling into the top of the frame.
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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And just for @ai6yr, a close up view of the foliage and growing fruit (also visible: retracted thorns, ready to be launched at the nearest drop near in heat). #sanfranciscohellscape #citrusedition
Close up view of an Australian finger lime bush, with lots of fruit of various stages of growth visible, lots of leaves, and retracted thorns.
October 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Update: #sanfranciscohellscape #citrusedition
A view of the earlier finger line, cut in half lengthwise. The spherical nature of the individual cells is somewhat apparent in one of the halves. The spherical cells of the finger lime all scooped and ready for use. It looks just like pale green caviar.
October 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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The Venn diagram of being #carbrained and being illiterate is apparently a circle. #sanfranciscohellscape #dipshitsintrucksedition
Photo of a Toyota Tacoma truck parked in a “compact” parking spot.
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Beautiful post storm sky! 😍 #photography #itap #sanfranciscohellscape #rainbowsedition
Photo looking across Noe Valley towards downtown SF, with beautiful evening light, puffy white clouds, a glint of sun shining off Benioff’S Buttplug, and even a rainbow. The entire scene has a curious grid like effect to it, due to me shooting through a flyscreen. I can’t tell if this makes the photograph more artistic or just crappy garbage. Perhaps a Real Photographer™️ will weight in.
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Yes! YESSSSS!!!!!!!1 😍😍😍 #turnt #sanfranciscohellscape #funnystormdrainnamesedition
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Dear ${deity} the first real NorCal storm of the season gets me fired up in ways few other things do. #turnt #sanfranciscohellscape #joyouslysoggyedition
October 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I love living in a place where the elevation changes are big enough and abrupt enough that my ears pop on the regular. #sanfranciscohellscape #geographyedition
October 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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First finger lime of the season!! 😍😍😍 #urbanfruit #sanfranciscohellscape #citrusedition
Photo of a phat Citrus australasica fruit on the palm of a hand. The fruit is approximately finger sized and shaped, and very dark green - almost black.
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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IT’S DENTIST TIME IN THE #sanfranciscohellscape!! 😍😍😍 #twothirty
October 7, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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TRY TO CONTROL PRISCILLA’S THOUGHTS NOW, GUBMINT!!!!!!1 #priscillaqueenofthedessert #bayareapassionfruitgrowers #sanfranciscohellscape #conspiracytheoriesedition
Photo of two Passiflora edulis fruit on a vine, wearing cute little tinfoil hats. This is to protect them from getting burnt by the sun during SF’s actual summer (aka “fall” in other regions).
September 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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What’s shaking peeps? #sanfranciscohellscape #quakesedition
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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@jef Sutro Tower doing its job and repelling it. #sanfranciscohellscape #kookyconspiracytheoriesedition
September 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Now! 😍😍😍 #bloomscrolling #priscillaqueenofthedessert #bayareapassionfruitgrowers #sanfranciscohellscape #fruityprideedition
Close up photo of a Passiflora edulis flower. They are bizarre looking, with a fringe of thin “hairs” that are deep purple in the middle fading out to white at the tips, an ovary at the centre surmounted by 5 stamens and 3 stigmas. The net effect is of an alien device of some kind.
June 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM