anyway I like Patton Oswalt, this is a temporary suspension, I just have way higher pitchfork and torches priorities right now
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
anyway I like Patton Oswalt, this is a temporary suspension, I just have way higher pitchfork and torches priorities right now
My "Not a pedo, just a pedant" t-shirt is raising ques--hey, why are you pointing that pitchfork at me?
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My "Not a pedo, just a pedant" t-shirt is raising ques--hey, why are you pointing that pitchfork at me?
swifties waiting for pitchfork to open their comments section
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
swifties waiting for pitchfork to open their comments section
getting poked with a burning pitchfork for all eternity simulator
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
getting poked with a burning pitchfork for all eternity simulator
Guess what state I’m in ?
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Guess what state I’m in ?
Fun Fact: My mother wouldn’t take me to the hospital that time I was impaled by a rusty old pitchfork, until the space shuttle “Challenger” was successfully launched
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Fun Fact: My mother wouldn’t take me to the hospital that time I was impaled by a rusty old pitchfork, until the space shuttle “Challenger” was successfully launched
shut the country down. surround congress with torches and pitchfork till they do something
US Citizen Violently Detained, Window Smashed During Morning Stop in Charlotte, NC
November 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
shut the country down. surround congress with torches and pitchfork till they do something
#SundayPixPictures
This is one of my favourite things I’ve ever drawn: Cthulhu American Gothic.
This is one of my favourite things I’ve ever drawn: Cthulhu American Gothic.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
#SundayPixPictures
This is one of my favourite things I’ve ever drawn: Cthulhu American Gothic.
This is one of my favourite things I’ve ever drawn: Cthulhu American Gothic.
this is quite funny as an experiment, and well done, though i think i'd strongly disagree with how reverential the author thinks pitchfork is toward rock music, they treat every genre like this
The 100 Best Rap Albums Of All-Time List – As Rock Albums | Passion of the Weiss
"They'd never have the balls to do this to rock music." Son Raw dissects and inverts the new canon.
www.passionweiss.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
this is quite funny as an experiment, and well done, though i think i'd strongly disagree with how reverential the author thinks pitchfork is toward rock music, they treat every genre like this
Pitchfork & torch making party, my house, tonight. Be there.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Pitchfork & torch making party, my house, tonight. Be there.
treat people like peasants and eventually you'll get a pitchfork through your neck
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
treat people like peasants and eventually you'll get a pitchfork through your neck
Every American ought to have a pitchfork right now.
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Every American ought to have a pitchfork right now.
just want to say, as a gen x dad, i think pitchfork sucks, but this post about this soundtrack resonates with more eloquently than i could ever imagine. pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
Various Artists: Singles: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack-Deluxe Edition
The legendary document of grunge celebrates its 25th anniversary with a reissue dominated by Chris Cornell, revealing just how much he contributed to the film’s blend of Seattle reality and fiction.
pitchfork.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
just want to say, as a gen x dad, i think pitchfork sucks, but this post about this soundtrack resonates with more eloquently than i could ever imagine. pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
What did the shovel say to the pitchfork?
Wait. No. I’m sorry, I can’t do that punchline.
I’m not into dirty jokes.
Wait. No. I’m sorry, I can’t do that punchline.
I’m not into dirty jokes.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
What did the shovel say to the pitchfork?
Wait. No. I’m sorry, I can’t do that punchline.
I’m not into dirty jokes.
Wait. No. I’m sorry, I can’t do that punchline.
I’m not into dirty jokes.
A bomb holding a pitchfork 💪🏻
November 11, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A bomb holding a pitchfork 💪🏻
Okay, if they can't have knives, how do you feel about Baby's First Pitchfork
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Okay, if they can't have knives, how do you feel about Baby's First Pitchfork
Ma! The Brits are doing eugenics again! Get the pitchfork, ma!
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Ma! The Brits are doing eugenics again! Get the pitchfork, ma!
John Schneider didn’t win MoY. I’m grabbing a torch. Somebody grab a pitchfork and meet me wherever these decisions are made.
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
John Schneider didn’t win MoY. I’m grabbing a torch. Somebody grab a pitchfork and meet me wherever these decisions are made.
*banging pitchfork and torch on table* VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE!
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*banging pitchfork and torch on table* VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE! VENGEANCE!
polishing my pitchfork
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
polishing my pitchfork
While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.
‘End of SNAP Benefits Could Be Good for Business,’ Says Owner of Torch & Pitchfork Emporium: tinyurl.com/48mw8sr6
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
While most people are focusing on the negatives of starving poor people right before the holidays, some are saying ending SNAP food stamp benefits could be good for businesses like Doug Rifter’s Torch & Pitchfork Emporium.
indigo de souza continuing to post about her negative pitchfork review from july is giving me nausea
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
indigo de souza continuing to post about her negative pitchfork review from july is giving me nausea
What is it he fears? It's not a pitchfork wielding mob. It has to be Republicans in his cabinet, the Senate, and SCOTUS turning on him. But ... they're cool with the pee tape, Epstein card, Stormy Daniels, Carroll, grab them by th(list continues).
What in the name of the twelve hells can it be?
What in the name of the twelve hells can it be?
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What is it he fears? It's not a pitchfork wielding mob. It has to be Republicans in his cabinet, the Senate, and SCOTUS turning on him. But ... they're cool with the pee tape, Epstein card, Stormy Daniels, Carroll, grab them by th(list continues).
What in the name of the twelve hells can it be?
What in the name of the twelve hells can it be?
I remember when Pitchfork tried to mimic the Rolling Stone list of 100 best guitarists and the list was filled with electronic artists, keyboardists, DJs, and others that only played rhythm guitar. The problem was I think they were serious.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I remember when Pitchfork tried to mimic the Rolling Stone list of 100 best guitarists and the list was filled with electronic artists, keyboardists, DJs, and others that only played rhythm guitar. The problem was I think they were serious.