The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics is when you are coping by hugging about how weird quantum mechanics is.
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December 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics is when you are coping by hugging about how weird quantum mechanics is.
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#physicsjoke #copenhageninterpretation
There is a common misconception about redshirts in #StarTrek. The crew members weren’t actually wearing red clothes; they were just running away very fast, causing a redshift.
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December 17, 2025 at 12:14 PM
There is a common misconception about redshirts in #StarTrek. The crew members weren’t actually wearing red clothes; they were just running away very fast, causing a redshift.
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Comedy is hard — Absolute Flash #8 (2025) #theflash #physicsjoke
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Comedy is hard — Absolute Flash #8 (2025) #theflash #physicsjoke
WELL, CALL ME A JERK AND DERIVE ME BECAUSE TODAY MY BODY BE LIKE "SNAP, CRACKLE, POP" #physics #physicsjoke #chronicpain
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
WELL, CALL ME A JERK AND DERIVE ME BECAUSE TODAY MY BODY BE LIKE "SNAP, CRACKLE, POP" #physics #physicsjoke #chronicpain
I keep wanting to define the Bingham number as the ratio of time spent courting in the country to time spent in the city being self-consciously fancy with posh friends.
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October 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I keep wanting to define the Bingham number as the ratio of time spent courting in the country to time spent in the city being self-consciously fancy with posh friends.
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Remembered a physics joke in the airport but forgot to post it earlier:
Why did the photon only have carry on luggage?
Because it was traveling light.
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Why did the photon only have carry on luggage?
Because it was traveling light.
#physicsjoke
#whydidthe
September 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Remembered a physics joke in the airport but forgot to post it earlier:
Why did the photon only have carry on luggage?
Because it was traveling light.
#physicsjoke
#whydidthe
Why did the photon only have carry on luggage?
Because it was traveling light.
#physicsjoke
#whydidthe
Slightly diminish a band:
The B51’s
The B51’s
slightly diminish a band:
Imagine Lizards
Imagine Lizards
August 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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I recently applied for several positions as a quantum engineer.
I got the job!
#quantum #humor
I recently applied for several positions as a quantum engineer.
I got the job!
#quantum #humor
May 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I recently applied for several positions as a quantum engineer.
I got the job!
#quantum #humor
I recently applied for several positions as a quantum engineer.
I got the job!
#quantum #humor
January 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
PROTHONOTARY, n. The guy whose stamp attests that all three quarks signed the document and are legally a proton. (Spelling note: the extra h is because medieval Latin was just fucking weird.)
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January 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
PROTHONOTARY, n. The guy whose stamp attests that all three quarks signed the document and are legally a proton. (Spelling note: the extra h is because medieval Latin was just fucking weird.)
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This is very funny to me.
The fourth derivative is referred to as snap, leading the fifth and sixth derivatives to be "sometimes somewhat facetiously"[4] called crackle and pop, inspired by the Rice Krispies mascots Snap, Crackle, and Pop.[5]
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth,...
The fourth derivative is referred to as snap, leading the fifth and sixth derivatives to be "sometimes somewhat facetiously"[4] called crackle and pop, inspired by the Rice Krispies mascots Snap, Crackle, and Pop.[5]
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth,...
Fourth, fifth, and sixth derivatives of position - Wikipedia
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December 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
This is very funny to me.
The fourth derivative is referred to as snap, leading the fifth and sixth derivatives to be "sometimes somewhat facetiously"[4] called crackle and pop, inspired by the Rice Krispies mascots Snap, Crackle, and Pop.[5]
#PhysicsJoke
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth,...
The fourth derivative is referred to as snap, leading the fifth and sixth derivatives to be "sometimes somewhat facetiously"[4] called crackle and pop, inspired by the Rice Krispies mascots Snap, Crackle, and Pop.[5]
#PhysicsJoke
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth,...
Mamma: non fate gli ingordi, non apriamo tutto. Scegliete voi: o pandoro, o panettone.
Me, an intellectual: ah, Il principio di esclusione di Bauli
(chiedo scusa per questo imbarazzante #physicsjoke)
Me, an intellectual: ah, Il principio di esclusione di Bauli
(chiedo scusa per questo imbarazzante #physicsjoke)
December 29, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Mamma: non fate gli ingordi, non apriamo tutto. Scegliete voi: o pandoro, o panettone.
Me, an intellectual: ah, Il principio di esclusione di Bauli
(chiedo scusa per questo imbarazzante #physicsjoke)
Me, an intellectual: ah, Il principio di esclusione di Bauli
(chiedo scusa per questo imbarazzante #physicsjoke)
November 26, 2024 at 10:52 PM
October 23, 2023 at 8:55 PM
A man called, named Brian Greene....I had to fight the urge to ask him about black holes #physicsjoke
November 17, 2024 at 12:08 PM
A man called, named Brian Greene....I had to fight the urge to ask him about black holes #physicsjoke