#millenialproblems
Nothing like an email from *Livejournal* to strike fear in your heart that your teenage ramblings may still exist on the internet.

I…. don’t think i can even remember enough access it anymore so here’s hoping it’s still locked down.

…. god i hope xanga doesn’t also exist.
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May 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM Everybody can reply
When did ATT force me to have voicemail? I have happily been vm-free for like 8 years.

I got a new plan or sthg and never setup voicemail, because its terrible. #lifehack

Now bots are leaving me voicemails and i have to care. 😑

#millenialproblems
March 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM Everybody can reply
When I was growing up, the word “skeet” meant something different.

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November 17, 2024 at 7:11 PM Everybody can reply
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Hey! I love a lot of their music. Your post hurt my feelings. I feel attacked!! 🙋🏾‍♀️
😆 #millenialproblems #justkiddingGenXreally
January 28, 2025 at 1:20 AM Everybody can reply
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Dry January is officially over! I say as I crack a beer at 6am in my kitchen and ponder when Fed Ex will deliver my new vacuum so I can play. #millenialproblems
February 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM Everybody can reply
I’m too old for another social account. #millenialproblems
January 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM Everybody can reply
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There's a tryout for a quizz show happening nearby and I'm thinking of going because winning at a game show might be my only hope of ever affording a house. #millenial #millenialproblems
August 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM Everybody can reply
Super weird that one of the girls that used to mock and bully 10yo me for loving the Backstreet Boys is getting to see them in Vegas right now and not me.

I see you. 10yo me sees you. 🥲

Sorry. End of rant.

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July 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM Everybody can reply
The millennial urge to listen to 90's grunge like it’s a cheaper alternative to a midlife crisis… and honestly, it kinda is. 🎵 🎸 #millenialproblems #grunge #90skid
January 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM Everybody can reply
I'm sure most people are buying fun things in the Black Friday sales. Maybe a bit of Christmas shopping...
I've bought a new carpet cleaner.

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November 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM Everybody can reply
How my body is aging...in Car terms..

November 2023: Turned 40: Check Engine comes on
November 2024: Turned 41: All the lights come on...
😫😤😭
Getting old sucks... #millenialproblems
November 20, 2024 at 12:37 AM Everybody can reply
March 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM Everybody can reply
In this series of poems, Tess Ezzy scrutinizes the existential predicaments confronting millennials.

Read more in Limina 30.1, 'Crisis', coming soon.

#poetry #crisis #millenials #millenialproblems #millenialcringe #writing #australianpoetry #australianwriters #perthisokay #writerlife #poet
May 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM Everybody can reply
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I need to make money. Would people give me money if I asked? I’m trying to pay my credit card debt, go back to school, help my mom pay her house, pay my bills and I work full time.
#gay #gayboyproblems #brokebitch #dustedandbusted #hustling #grinding #millenialproblems #freehealthcare #taxtherich
December 24, 2024 at 8:49 PM Everybody can reply
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Postal application sent. Had to google how to use a post office. May or may not arrive. Do you even have a letterbox? MillenialProblems
November 3, 2023 at 1:03 AM Everybody can reply
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Früher an Weihnachten…

Eltern: „Kannst du den Computer reparieren, ich glaub ich hab das Internet gelöscht“

Heute an Weihnachten…

Schwester: „Kannst du nen Steam-Familien-Account für meinen Neffen und mich einrichten, ich hab davon keinen Plan.“

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December 25, 2024 at 11:36 AM Everybody can reply
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When you tell your Boomer parents what "Brown Sugar" is about, and they don't believe you, so you have to read the lyrics to them. #MillenialProblems
March 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM Everybody can reply
I love to add lots of gaming screenshots which I have stored in Onedrive/locally on my laptop, so it's near impossible to add those via mobile. I prefer to read the article through on a larger screen before publishing (#MillenialProblems) but otherwise I could do most of the work from bed lol
May 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM Everybody can reply
March 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM Everybody can reply
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A fully equipped home to put my dungeon into. 😭🙏 #millenialproblems
December 31, 2024 at 6:45 AM Everybody can reply
"My neck, my back, my 🐈‍⬛, & my crack," I sing to myself while popping copious amounts of THC caps after cleaning the house top to bottom. #millenialproblems
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM Everybody can reply
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I’m all for getting rid of Meta and that other one I couldn’t ever figure out, but I am a millennial and I need everyone to decide where we’re going because I am too old to learn this many new apps.

#millenialproblems
January 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM Everybody can reply
All the social medias vs me
😭😭😭
I just wanted to sew and bake pretty things and play in the forest 😭😭😭
#adultingfuckingsucks #smallbusinessowner #thisisthebadplace #elderemo #millenialproblems
January 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM Everybody can reply
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