#mercuryinretrograde
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Mars & Mercury in Sag themes: Chaos meets Clarity. ⚡️🔥
Expect bursts of confidence, spiritual downloads, & sudden “wtf am I doing?” moments. You’re not lost, you’re realigning your truth.

📖 Journal. Move. Let the vision rebuild itself.

#sagittarius #astrology #mercuryinretrograde #vvitchnextdoor
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Now that #mercuryinretrograde is gone I feel this! Blessed Monday witches! #witchsky #tarotsky #witchmadness
August 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Finally! The second 2025 retrograde of Mercury, which began in Leo on July 17, is scheduled to end on August 11, 2025, at 3:30 a.m!!! Thank Goddesss! We survived but have scars of this microwave burn! 🤣 now I feel like I can unhook my man bra & rest #retrograde #Mercuryinretrograde #witchsky
a man in a hospital bed has a bandage on his head and says i made it
ALT: a man in a hospital bed has a bandage on his head and says i made it
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August 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
No stream tonight :( the electrical issues from the leak are #MercuryInRetrograde -ing I has no AC and I finna die from the heat of my pc, 4 screens, and lights. Naur babies.

Someone put a popsicle on my bussy im Gavin hot flashes.
July 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ever since I learned #MercuryInRetrograde refers to an optical illusion where it looks like #Mercury is spinning backwards I've thought of this #joke & finally decided to do it.
#Queen #FreddieMercury #MercuryRetrograde
July 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Astrologer Tisch Aitken offers Guidance and insight into another turbulent period. Spoiler: Mercury in retrograde is returning.

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#mercuryinretrograde #astrologertischaitken #tischaitken #astrology
Uranus in Gemini: Let's do the twist!
YouTube video by Astrologer Tisch Aitken
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July 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Thunder Win NBA Finals!
Despite Tyrese Haliburton going down early and refs consulting a suspiciously damp astrology chart, OKC pulls it off.
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#NBAFinals #MercuryInRetrograde #StatCatSaysMeow

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Stat-Cat’s NBA Finals Recap: Confetti Rate, Squeak Index & Towel RPM
In Game 7 of the NBA Finals, the Thunder claim victory while Tyrese Haliburton claims ice packs. Stat-Cat breaks down the screech pitches, bounce probabilities, and High-Five Failures that defined the...
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June 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Tech troubles? Blame it on Mercury! Today's horoscope hints at communication issues, sibling disputes, and mental fog. Double-check your messages and posts to avoid any mishaps. Stay savvy and keep those vibes positive! #MercuryInRetrograde #DailyHoroscope #Astrology #ZodiacAdvice #GenZAstro
June 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Phone is working again. Yes!
Now, I need to call my insurance co. and my bank. 🙄
Why did I leave all calls for one day when I HATE making calls?
Bc #MercuryinRetrograde ended yesterday, and all of these problems are technical & started during MiR. Idc if it's real or not. Not taking chances. 😉
On the phone w/ #TMobile, trying to fix my glitch. 1 down, 1 to go. Please cross your fingers this is the last time I need to restart it lol
April 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
One more day…

#MercuryInRetrograde
April 6, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dear Mercury,
I hope you have had a good time processing the past, while in retrograde. Bring on April 7th- 'cause we are all ready for new chapters to begin.
#mercuryinretrograde #alignment #EnergyHealing
April 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I need the planets to get it together. I feel motion sickness just sitting in place.

#venusretrograde #mercuryinretrograde #neptuneinaries #whiplash #sendhelp
April 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
🤣🤣🤣 damn I feel attacked! 🕯️🐈‍⬛✨
#mercuryinretrograde #witchsky #witchhumor #witchmadness #catsky #queerwitch
March 21, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I think this is the best #MercuryInRetrograde meme/explanation I've ever seen!😜
March 20, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Mercury in retrograde be like this for me… anyone relate lol 😂
#witchmadness #witchsky #mercuryinretrograde
#monday
#goldengirls
#gaywitch
March 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
March 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Today's the first day of #mercuryinretrograde so yknow maybe I can blame that
March 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Mercury in retrograde starts today. Avoid miscommunication by just not talking to anyone for the next two weeks.

#mercuryinretrograde
March 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It’s coming! We’re in the Mercury Retrograde pre-shadow #MercuryInRetrograde #MercuryRetrograde #RetrogradePrep #RetrogradeEnergy #CharlotteHeals
March 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM