#manspreading
Thought I taught him manners but I just caught my son manspreading 🙃🙃🙃
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM Everybody can reply
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Also most appalling example of manspreading and male aggression in the Sargent exhibition yesterday.
Man hogs painting to get a phone photo. Woman kindly asks him to move aside. He proceeds to berate her and then did the Trump around Hillary Clinton move. She kept her cool. We were appalled.
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM Everybody can reply
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Manspreading with a boner hits different
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM Everybody can reply
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This is the manspreading we wanna see!
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM Everybody can reply
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Eventually asked the manspreading Yank on my other side, "Do you think you could try to stay in your own seat, please?" He was stunned for a moment, then swapped with his wife, saying, "You sit next to her, I'm not dealing with that" 😐
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM Everybody can reply
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Often associated with manspreading...
October 17, 2025 at 12:51 PM Everybody can reply
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Los hombres y el manspreading somos una lacra

Atentamente un hombre que tiene que lidiar con otros hombres haciendo manspreading porque al parecer se les escachan o pudren los huevos si no dejan las patas bien abiertas
October 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM Everybody can reply
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Because I am fat I never claim either armrest in order to prove something to these manspreading motherfuckers. Not sure what, I'm cutting off my nose to spite my face with this
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM Everybody can reply
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[ manspreading to hell and back on the couch as he plays Legend of Tenna and stares at the Tropic of Love with an absolutely unchanging neutral expression while nursing a beer ] MIKE, get me anotherrrr bottllle,
October 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM Everybody can reply
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Anyway, Demon Slayer is arguably a Puerto Rican narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the manspreading sidekick an adolescent icon.
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM Everybody can reply
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Could use some help unloading this package of fruit
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM Everybody can reply
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Why is manspreading so dysphoric
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM Everybody can reply
the cat is manspreading
October 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM Everybody can reply
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October 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM Everybody can reply
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seems like you pissed him off... but maybe that was the plan? :3c

amazing commission of Knight by @itsmadcap.bsky.social
who REALLY popped off with that shading!
October 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM Everybody can reply
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Now now, Coopertown is only going to be *slightly* bigger than Moose Jaw at full build out. Is that really "sprawl" or is it "planned manspreading"?
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM Everybody can reply
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Also, I love "carspreading" for the simple reason that it uses an analogy of inconsiderate selfish behaviour ("manspreading", the typically-male habit of spreading knees wide to take up three seats on a train bench) rather than fatphobic ones.
October 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM Everybody can reply
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If you're manspreading in a train in the year of our lord 2025, we should be allowed to make you watch that scene from Bone Tomahawk until you quit being a diaper child
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM Everybody can reply
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I don’t care how much O’Keefe was manspreading, assuming he was manspreading; that is not a matter for police being called.

I criticize the practice regularly, but it is public opprobrium that should discourage it, not law enforcement. This was ridiculous and
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October 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM Everybody can reply
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