"I couldn't get hoes so I became hoes" that's the type of dude I fuck
October 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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no I don’t have a type wym
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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yeah I am becoming a believer in a kinda soft butlerian jihad type “no machine may pretend to be human” type law. like I would probably be against westworld style truly indistinguishable robots.
I do think having a human-shaped servant with no rights or interioriority is going to do bad things to the human psyche and ability to live with other people, which isn't exactly particularly resilient to begin with, y'know?
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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"I could be needy" type shit
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I just realized this just looks like Gwen and Aleksei in costume. Clearly I have a type
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I'm shaking almost too hard to type. I entered SLC airport and heard screams and cries for help. I could see people gathered around, watching. I sped over to discover this woman face down on the floor, four grown men pushing her down, while she cried "HELP ME" and pled for her child.
October 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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if you asked Hakeem his favorite type of pizza, he’d say “i think pizza is a foundational American food, ultimately it’s the decision of the pizza parlor what type I get”
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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I am not the unsubscribing type, but even I reach my limits ...
October 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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mom, dad, i want you to meet my boyfriend: a box i type in to
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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A continuation of the reference sheet, just some ideas that I thought of for what type of clothing he'd wear!
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I sometimes wonder what people who type “u” instead of “you” do with all that time they’ve saved.
October 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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new bit where i gatekeep type 2 diabetics and call them trenders
diabetics who don’t need insulin are the majority no one thinks that saying “diabetics need insulin” dismisses the 75%+ who don’t take it nor saying “it is crucial to the dignity of diabetics that they have access to insulin and medical devices that improve their quality of life” CC @jtp.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Works been busy, so come rub my belly while I type emails heh
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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You may not know this but whenever I'm feeling passive-aggressive I type posts using only my middle finger.
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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oomf told me i seem like the type of person who has a rule lawyering kink
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Can I have this type of treatmen please
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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"L + Ratio + My tits swing when I walk" type beat
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Yes, I was taught to type on a typewriter.
Yes, I was taught to type two spaces after a period.
Yes, the very second I was told to stop doing it, I stopped doing it.
Yes, I was taught to type two spaces after a period.
Yes, the very second I was told to stop doing it, I stopped doing it.
October 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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making a new restaurant type called Some Of What You Can Eat Buffet, where you pay a flat amount for "all you can eat", but for every item you order on a given round, I roll a d20 on the table, and if it ever lands on 1, I just bring you the bill.
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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This is the type of energy I wanna bring to fellow content creators fr
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I can't find the original tweet (or tumblr post?) because of the state of the internet but it was:
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Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE
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Programming Skills: PRIMARILY RUBY AND PYTHON BUT I CAN USE ANY TYPE OF GEM TO CONTROL ANY TYPE OF SNAKE
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October 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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i know there is a history here with Bo French but i also think it can’t really be overstated just how much X has done to make people feel comfortable using this type of bottom feeding message board language in public
if you're wondering how things are going in texas, the chairman of the Tarrant County GOP is joking that Nov. 1st, the day SNAP benefits are poised to run out, is "National Chimp Out Day"
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Ilustration I drew for a PokeMikuZine I did with friends!! <33
I had a lot of fun designnig her! he is bug type!
#fanart #mikuhatsune #pokemon
I had a lot of fun designnig her! he is bug type!
#fanart #mikuhatsune #pokemon
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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If I were the type of person who constantly said natural events are signs from God, I’d be a hell of a hypocrite if I ignored this one.
Massive Hurricane Forces Movement Of Several Navy Ships Deployed To Caribbean www.twz.com/sea/massive-...
Massive Hurricane Forces Movement Of Several Navy Ships Deployed To Caribbean
Hurricane Melissa is now a potentially devastating Category 5 storm heading toward Jamaica as more U.S. military assets head toward the region.
www.twz.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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