This was such a violent crime! Death by meatballs to him! 🤪 #FreeSubwaySlinger
I threw the sandwich, but I did not throw the condiments
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
I threw the sandwich, but I didn't throw the condiments
All around Washington D.C.
They're trying to track me down
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the spilling of some mayonnaise
For wasting all the dijon, but I say
The DC sandwich guy has been charged with assault for shouting at a CBP officer, throwing a sub into his chest, and then running off.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
"I did it. I threw the sandwich," he said while he was being processed.
August 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This was such a violent crime! Death by meatballs to him! 🤪 #FreeSubwaySlinger
So fucking ridiculous. Is this the violent crime Trump wants to get rid of in DC? #FreeSubwaySlinger
A felony? For what, assault with a Deli Weapon? Do the charges pass the mustard? Is Jared going to be his lawyer?
So it's okay to bring bear spray, zip ties, tasers, blunt objects to use as a weapon, a noose to the Capitol but yeeting a sandwich is a bridge too far?
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/u...
So it's okay to bring bear spray, zip ties, tasers, blunt objects to use as a weapon, a noose to the Capitol but yeeting a sandwich is a bridge too far?
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/13/u...
Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C.
www.nytimes.com
August 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
So fucking ridiculous. Is this the violent crime Trump wants to get rid of in DC? #FreeSubwaySlinger
How Trump's hostile takeover of DC is going so far.
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#FreeDC #FreeSubwaySlinger
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#FreeDC #FreeSubwaySlinger
August 14, 2025 at 5:11 AM
How Trump's hostile takeover of DC is going so far.
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#FreeDC #FreeSubwaySlinger
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#FreeDC #FreeSubwaySlinger
How Trump's hostile takeover of DC is going so far.
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
August 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It took at least 8 US Trump regime troopers to bring down the notorious Subway sandwich slinger of DC after an extensive foot chase across the city. #freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
August 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
August 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It took at least 8 US Trump regime troopers to bring down the notorious Subway sandwich slinger of DC after an extensive foot chase across the city. #freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
August 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
It took at least 8 US Trump regime troopers to bring down the notorious Subway sandwich slinger of DC after an extensive foot chase across the city. #freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
How Trump's hostile takeover of DC is going so far.
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
August 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
How Trump's hostile takeover of DC is going so far.
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger