#dwarftaur
Dwarftaur
May 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Dwarftaur is literally 2 fantasy tropes stacked on top of each other in a trenchcoat and I am here for it
May 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Dwarftaur! Horse bites hurt!
May 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dwarftaur all the way. I’m scared he might steal my girl also!!
May 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
dwarftaur, although it's a hard choice
May 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Going with Dwarftaur. Not only is the he silliest little guy and therefor immune to death via plot armor…

But you took away the invincibility of the cockroach by making it a Jock, and therefore giving it the crippling weakness of self-doubt and insecurity.

Aint nobody shoving Dwarftaur in a locker
Choose your fighter
May 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dwarftaur
May 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM