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Federal regulations require you to comply with all safety instructions provided on your setback information card.

#dcFlightPlan
Image 1: A passenger stands at the emergency exit a one to engage the door Text on image: Step 1: In the unlikely event of an emergency, your adventure starts with a giant puzzle! Move the pieces around until the door unlocks. Solve it in less than 15 seconds or no one gets to step 2. Image 2: A gray inflatable slide twists in itself Text on image reads: Step 2: Ensure giant worm is out of their pen and ready to deploy. Giant worm is there for your safety. So not taunt giant worm. Image 3: A woman and child with inflated life vets stand at the emergency exit Text on image: Step 3: Passengers seated in boarding group A will receive a complimentary child from and Edward Gorey cartoon. As expected, will be full of ennui. Image 4: a passenger is on their hands and knees moving toward a small storage area. Step 4: If you’re overwhelmed, pull tab to unlock sensory deprivation nook.
January 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM