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indy.bsky.social
It's actually CRonaldo:
That Bronze of C Ronaldo that didn't really look like him
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
spoonerbot.bsky.social
ristiano cronaldo
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
alexamaral.bsky.social
2026 e ainda tem gente que não reconhece o CRonaldo como GOAT?
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
starxxtony.bsky.social
hab ja noch paar Jährchen:
cronaldo at 7% kfa
December 22, 2025 at 11:41 AM
ryuk0tsuki.is.goblin.fyi
antes fosse só o cronaldo o problema (embora tenha sido cringe atômico imediato)
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
alanhagane.bsky.social
entre dar pro um premio pro cronaldo e um requenta
eu vou no requenta todo dia
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
siduspreclarum.bsky.social
Ah, indeed they did.
The infamous CRonaldo bust in Funchal (right), and the one that eventually replaced it (left)
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
jorgecandeias.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Dizem na rtp que a o jantar do cronaldo com o pedófilo, acompanhado por assassinos de jornalistas é "mais uma medalha na carreira do jogador".

Então não é? Deixa-o logo extremamente bem visto.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
dagidarj.bsky.social
Det neste målet vil ta Harry Kane inn på topp 15. Av aktive spelarar på topp 15 finn me Lewandowski, Lukaku, Messi og Cronaldo, og dei vil vel ganske sikkert skåre fleire mål.
October 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
cannymcalreetson.bsky.social
Quicker than Fauxnaldo. That will eat away at his ego. #harrykane #bundesliga #cronaldo
September 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
mdotanton.bsky.social
Hating on CRonaldo since way way back
August 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
laranjadinho.deichator.ar
cronaldo = cr7 + ronaldo
August 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
tonao.bsky.social
Cronaldo
August 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
elmiguel.bsky.social
Hahaha, que doideira.
Deve ser muito divertido ser um sheik árabe. Contrata o Cronaldo, compra a SNK e decide unir ambos.
July 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
thetimeweleft.blrgms.com
lorde no grande 2025 é o shaq nos celtics. é o cronaldo na arábia saudita.
June 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
pepsiguardiola.bsky.social
cena bacana do cronaldo levantando a taça
June 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
CRonaldo vai à final da Liga das Nações, passando pela Alemanha.
Feliz pela Terrinha.
June 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
jayspencergreen.bsky.social
DESCANSO: OR THE LAST TRUE FASCIST

An excerpt a day until publication. Day Three: Cronaldo, The Wizard
Cronaldo, The Wizard: A grotesque man-child and therefore the embodiment of the ultimate sportsman. An ethereal wingéd wonder possessing the feet of a ballerina with Saint Vitus’s Dance, a maniac diarrhoea of the feet that shits all over defenders. The closest I have been to heaven in my lifetime was receiving oral sex while watching a trade unionist being murdered at a book burning in Toledo, but the second closest was watching the Wizard Cronaldo dribble and spit on Barcelona in the Santiago Bernabéu, his sublime ugliness the epitome of Iberian Fascist manhood. We tend to forget that the leaders of the Nationalist crusade were without exception ugly men—Mola, Franco, Millán-Astray, and cetera. They reveled in their ugliness because it showed to the world that outward appearance meant nothing to them. They had no vanity whatsoever. Each was a Man of Action, a man with a job to do. They went from killing to killing, battle to battle, with no quarter or thought gived to the latest victim. Women were not to be seduced by good looks and charm but to be taked by force if necessary and also sometimes if unnecessary. So, too, Cronaldo, when he was scoring a goal, proudly displayed his lack of vanity and rubbed his enemy’s nose in his contempt for them. Not only have you been humiliated, he would say, ripping off his cheap polyester shirt to show his deformed body, scarred by a million half-time flagellations, but you have been humiliated by this, by a Portuguese ladyboy with the legs of a greyhound and the face also of a greyhound, but a different greyhound, with the smile of a third greyhound inside the face of the second one. He is the perfect messiah for the consumer age. Even his name says so, combining as it does the name of Christ, the chosen one, with Ronaldo, the McDonald’s clown.
May 25, 2025 at 9:06 AM
omorph.bsky.social
Neymar hipotético: ganharia 5 bolas de ouro, 2 copas do mundo e ofuscaria Messi e Cronaldo

Neymar perceptível: zoado pelo meia do CRB após ser eliminado da Copa do Brasil
May 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
bebelecologia.bsky.social
gourmetizaram o clear anticaspa do cronaldo
May 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
kazuo.bsky.social
Eu não tenho problema com personagem que não parece que sabe lutar sabe. Eu jogava MK9 e todo mundo balança o braço que nem eu com cinco anos tentando brigar com o amiguinho, mas o DJ Ganache com Pistache não me desce, o Cronaldo pior ainda... e tipo olha o boneco que eu jogo no KOF
April 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
miguel.blrgms.com
galera nem consegue esconder q só ve essa bosta pra chupar ovo do cronaldo
April 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
dacioacbgs.bsky.social
isso me fez perceber que embora o comentário geral seja que o cronaldo ai seja bonito eu sempre achei ele meio ???? reflexões…
April 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
dacioacbgs.bsky.social
O Kid Dácio sepá combina mais com garou que o cronaldo
April 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
ladinokrow.gamelodge.com.br
Ele não saber sobre o Cronaldo é válido, o mesmo varreu o processo pra debaixo do tapete com dinheiro, agora ele falar que não sabia da SNK e árabes estando nesse meio é dar uma de doido
April 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM