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coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today is a SNOW FROLIC DAY so I delayed MORNING PEE TIME by like TWO WHOLE HOURS since I was too busy ROMPING THROUGH THE SNOW. My FAVORITEST HUMAN had to SHOVE ME OUTSIDE ALONE BRIEFLY which was CRUEL but it WORKED and now my BLADDER IS EMPTY

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet frolicking through deep snow. She is reared up on her hind legs since she’s mid-leap, and she has an orange ball in her mouth. She looks surprisingly serious
January 25, 2026 at 9:43 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today my SECOND FAVORITEST HUMAN doordashed TWO SEWING SUPPLY TINS FULL OF COOKIES and a WHOLE BAG OF MIXED HERSHEY’S MINI BARS so I guess the answer in this house is BUTTER COOKIES AND CHOCOLATE

P.S. I got to EAT A COOKIE, it was DELISH

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
karenho.bsky.social Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 8d
what are people stress eating?
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I have actually requested EXTRA VACCINES in order to INCREASE MY PAWTISM and also because the vet tech gives me DELICIOUS POST-SHOT SNACKIES

#coyoteface
sailorrooscout.bsky.social Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 11d
May I remind everyone that there is currently NO cure for rabies.

May I also remind everyone there is absolutely NO scientific proof connecting ANY vaccine that we produce today with autism.

This is true regarding vaccination in both humans AND in dogs.

Vaccinate your pets please.
Worries about vaccination rates in dogs As rabies seems to be spreading more in wildlife, veterinarians are especially worried about vaccine hesitancy spreading among pet owners, a dangerous trend that could lead to more dogs - and their owners- becoming infected. A 2023 study published in the journal Vaccine found in nationally representative sample of Americans that nearly 40% believed canine vaccines were unsafe and 37% believed that vaccines could lead their dogs to develop cognitive issues, such as autism.
January 23, 2026 at 12:53 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today on my NIGHTTIME WALKIES I found a TRASH KITTEN, you have NO IDEA of how EXHILARATED I AM, now I have to convince my FAVORITEST HUMAN to pull out the LIVE TRAP and CAPTURE ME SOME LOVE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky #kitten #trashkittensaresuperiortotrashpandas
A blurry photo, taken at nighttime, of a small grey (I think) kitten crouched beside a trash bag, chewing on something
January 22, 2026 at 8:13 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and sometimes I see my human GLANCE BRIEFLY IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION and I get so OVERWHELMED BY LOVE that I have to CRUSH THEM with my GIANT FLUFFY BODY

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A top-down closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she is lying in someone’s lap who is covered with a blanket. You can only see her head and front feet, she has her head down with her chin resting on the blanket. She is looking up at the camera with big eyes
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I am CLINICALLY DEPRESSED, I have to go into the BATHROOM for TEETH BRUSHIES now when the BRUSHING EXPERIENCE should COME TO ME

P.S. REVENGE IS MINE, I’ve put my FUZZY ASS DIRECTLY on my FAVORITEST HUMAN’S PILLOW

P.P.S. LMAO enjoy the PINKEYE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet who is wearing a purple collar. She is lying on a grey bath mat and has her head resting on the ground. She looks a little depressed
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is my LOVELY FACE and GIANT PAWS after I got ACCIDENTALLY COVERED BY A BLANKET BRIEFLY and it made me TURN INTO A WEREWOLF-VAMPIRE PLAY MONSTER for approximately THREE MINUTES, doing that always makes me A LIL BIT SLEEPY

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan legs lying on her side perpendicular to someone’s leg, which is under a blanket. She has her head resting on their foot and her paws, which are crossed, resting on their shin. Her ears are slicked back and she looks groggy. Her paws look comically large because they’re so close to the camera
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and YES, I am looking DIRECTLY AT YOU and I LOVE YOU just as much as YOU LOVE ME

P.S. YES I am OUT OF PRISON FINALLY I said MISTER GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS PEN and even though he is SUPER DEAD he still MADE IT HAPPEN

P.P.S. I PLAYED BALL TODAY

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a dog bed which is tucked into a corner, where her pen used to be. There is a red pillow resting on the bed behind her, and a water bowl’s on a stand next to the dog bed. She is curled into a c, with her chin on the bed next to her hind paw, and she is staring intently at the camera. At you specifically
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I may have been ACCUSED OF BOTTLE CHOMPING and this picture is DEFINITELY EVIDENCE but that is A-OKAY because I know that none of my LOVELY AND WONDERFUL FANS would ever NARC ON ME and also I am pretty sure I can BRIBE A JUDGE

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan paws lying on a bed, you can see blankets and pillows behind her. She has a chewed-up water bottle between her front paws and is looking directly at the camera with a serious expression on her face
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and today was PARK DAY and I found a TRULY STELLAR STICK, I trotted around with it for AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES before deciding to MURDER IT and then it got CRUELLY STOLEN FROM ME because NO BABYDOG YOU’RE GOING TO GET TONGUE SPLINTERS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet trotting on grass with a medium-sized stick in her mouth. The stick is shoved so far back in her mouth that she’s holding onto it with her molars and it makes it look like she’s smiling. She has a mischievous look on her face
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and the weather has been AMAZING with SNOW AND STUFF but my FAVORITEST HUMAN has MIGRAINES so we have not done WALKIES for TWO DAYS IN A ROW but that is OK because I will ACCEPT SNUGGLES INSTEAD

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd with tan feet, she has her head on a pillow and is looking up at the camera. You can see one of her paws next to her face, and she is gently resting her chin on someone’s hand. Her head is leaning against a tablet with keyboard and she looks very soulful
December 16, 2025 at 2:54 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and my FAVORITEST HUMAN suggested that we WATCH SOME TELEVISION but I CHIN-BLOCKED THE TABLET because I am MUCH MORE CHARMING and ENTERTAINING than any TELEVISION SHOW. And also I have REALLY NICE WHISKERS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the face of a black German shepherd. She looks soulful and her whiskers are very visible, she is resting her head on a pillow and you can’t see her body. Her chin is resting on top of the case for a tablet which is sitting on the pillow, so it can’t be opened to watch tv
December 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome to a SUPER SECRET ACTUAL 100% FINAL I PROMISE THIS TIME IT IS TRULY THE LAST EPISODE of GSD CRIBS where I make the BIG REVEAL that I am now ALLOWED ON THE HUMAN BED AGAIN and it is GLORIOUS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying on a queen sized bed and looking directly at you. There is a grey blanket underneath her and she has a plush fish toy laying next to her
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and it has COME TO MY ATTENTION that the PUPARAZZI SECRETLY FILMED ME while I was GENTLY ATTACKING my FAVORITEST HUMAN in a SWEET AND PLAYFUL WAY so I am RELEASING THE VIDEO MYSELF to show I have NOTHING TO HIDE

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back to a SECRET SPECIAL FINAL EPISODE for my show GSD CRIBS. In this photo I am WAITING IMPATIENTLY for my pen to be CLEANED THOROUGHLY and FRESH WATER INSTALLED so I can go to bed and have a LENGTHY AND REFRESHING SLEEP

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup of a black German shepherd with tan feet lounging on a dog bed with pink and white sheets. You can see her head and one paw. You can also see a cone of shame in the background
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and welcome back again to GSD CRIBS. This FINAL EPISODE is EXTRA SPECIAL because I am VISIBLE IN THIS PICTURE and the addition of ME always makes EVERYTHING BETTER. Plus you can see my WATER BOWL SETUP which is PRETTY FANCY I GUESS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A dim photo with a top-down view of a dog pen. There is a clean white blanket on the floor, an elevated feeder with a bowl of water on it, and a dog bed with a blue sheet, stuffed fish, and Coyote Face herself resting on it. She is partially curled up so she looks like a black ball with her snout and one tan leg sticking out
December 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’d like to welcome you back to GSD CRIBS. In THIS EPISODE I would like to show you my COZY BED which has LOVELY CLEAN SHEETS upon which I plan on leaving an IMPROBABLE AMOUNT OF FLUFF

#coyoteface #germanshedder #dogsofbsky
An empty 4 ft by 8 ft dog pen. The only things in it are a clean white blanket on the ground, a dog bed with a blue sheet on it that has white markings that I think are moons and stars, and a stuffed fish toy lying on top of the dog bed
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE & I just decided to start HEART REACTING MY OWN POSTS because I’m really getting into SELF LOVE, specifically the kind you can TALK ABOUT around CHILDREN

P.S. I don’t judge THE OTHER KIND it’s just not for ME PERSONALLY

P.P.S. Is this SHITPOSTING?

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A Dalmatian with brown spots gently biting the nose of a German shepherd puppy, who has an impish smile on her face. You can tell they have been playing
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I would like to welcome you to GSD CRIBS, where I’m showing you my RECOVERY PEN in a STUNNING THREE PART SERIES. This is my EMPTY PEN after my FAVORITEST HUMAN has put down a CLEAN BLANKET which I GET NIGHTLY because I EAT IN THERE and CRUMBS

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A dim photo of an empty wire pen which is 4 ft by 8 ft. There is a white blanket on the floor but nothing else.
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and I’ve been MISSING IN ACTION due to the whole BONE THEFT HEALING SITCH but I am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE that I am now FULLY BIONIC and also ALLOWED OFF-LEASH A LIL BIT, so I CELEBRATED by LOVINGLY ANNOYING MY HUMAN while they claimed to be “WORKING”

#coyoteface #dogsofbsky
A closeup on a black German shepherd’s face. She is resting her head on a person’s leg and looking up at the camera beseechingly. There is a leash draped in front of her face because she’s not allowed to be loose in the bedroom yet
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and since I cannot currently FROLIC and CAVORT as I would USUALLY DO in this LOVELY COOL WEATHER, my FAVORITEST HUMAN made me a DELICIOUS TOPPL TREAT as a CONSOLATION PRIZE so I could enjoy some PEANUT BUTTER KIBBLE TIME

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet laying on a dog bed. She is licking the inside of a lime green Toppl food-dispensing toy which is resting in between her front feet. Her eyes are squinched shut and her ears are splayed out a bit so they look like airplane wings
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and earlier today I TRICKED MY HUMAN into taking me OUTSIDE because I said HEY MAYBE I HAVE TO PEE OR SOMETHING and then I VERY POLITELY DEMANDED that they TAKE ME FOR WALKIES but they said NO???? I need JUSTICE and FREEDOM

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A closeup on the back of a black German shepherd’s head and neck, she is wearing a bright purple collar. She is poking her nose at the small gap between a fence gate and the gate itself because she wants to go for a walk
October 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and this is how I STARE at my FAVORITEST HUMAN like a CREEPY NIGHT STALKER until they STIR FROM THEIR SLUMBER but also they are NOT WAKING UP FAST ENOUGH and I am VERY IMPATIENT because I have PEEPEE NEEDS

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying inside a pen on a white blanket. She is staring at the camera with an impatient look on her face. One of her hind legs is shaved and she is wearing a cone of shame
October 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and EARLY THIS WEEK I went to the VET to have a NICE VISIT and instead they STOLE MORE BONES. On the plus side NOW MY HIPS MATCH on the minus side GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN BONES

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky #totalhipreplacement
A black German shepherd with tan feet lying half on a dog bed, half on a stretched-out white blanket with an ice pack on her left hip. Her head is on the ground because she’s sleepy. There is a person sitting next to her on the floor but all you can see is an outstretched leg wearing grey sweatpants and dark socks
October 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
coyote-face.bsky.social
Hi my name is COYOTE FACE and by POPULAR DEMAND (and more than TEN LIKES) I am now sharing the SUPER SICK AND COOL VIDEO that made my vet say WOWZERS I WANT A COPY

#coyoteface #germanshepherd #dogsofbsky #cooperativecare
September 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM