news: 'Schumer offers to end shutdown in exchange for a spoonful of healthcare'
me: * blinks *
news: 'Republicans say get that spoon the fuck outta my face'
me: * blinks *
news: 'Republicans say get that spoon the fuck outta my face'
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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*blinks*
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Anyways im bringing this up for no reason in particular how are you all (blinks eyes innocently)
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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CEO blinks in Morse code.
November 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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whenever i see @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social i count the blinks.
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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*blinks in surprise*
Acceptance!
(I'll respond once I'm more fully alive)
Acceptance!
(I'll respond once I'm more fully alive)
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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it switches shot every half a second. it's like a metronome or how a person rapidly blinks when they're totally lying their ass off.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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If Schumer blinks and this goes sideways, we must all be ready to shut it down. No spending. No travel. No work. Get ready.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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*blinks*
“In January 2021 after the politics section had broken our traffic records with coverage of the COVID pandemic, George Floyd protests, election, and Capitol insurrection, Anna Wintour asked [news and politics editor] Lucy Diavolo if we still needed a politics section. After all, Joe Biden had won.”
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November 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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He's so lovely. I miss slow blinks. Our current boy doesn't seem to "get" what slow blinks are. He does, however, like to climb on our shoulders - always the left one - then flop sideways and purr like a chainsaw while making groaning noises so.... I guess that's his equivalent. Lol.
November 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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"silksong just came out"
*blinks once*
"silksong came out 2 months ago"
*blinks once*
"silksong came out 2 months ago"
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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🌟hi chat i'm back
blinks
blinks
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Every photo of Kash Patel looks like someone just told him if he blinks the monsters will get him
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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#3GoodThings
1. The post panic attack depression was weaker today and I felt myself rounding a corner.
2. I had about 30 seconds of no pain without drugs.
3. Slow blinks from Oliver as he settled in for a nap in his favorite basket and Izzy snoozed on my ankles.
1. The post panic attack depression was weaker today and I felt myself rounding a corner.
2. I had about 30 seconds of no pain without drugs.
3. Slow blinks from Oliver as he settled in for a nap in his favorite basket and Izzy snoozed on my ankles.
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Winds ✅
Rain ✅
Power Blinks ✅
These are the PNW storms I’ve been looking forward to.
Rain ✅
Power Blinks ✅
These are the PNW storms I’ve been looking forward to.
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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*blinks*
Who said you could steal my schtick?
If you are feeling like you can offer help to others, grab one of them little golf carts & give people rides to their gates at top speed.
Who said you could steal my schtick?
If you are feeling like you can offer help to others, grab one of them little golf carts & give people rides to their gates at top speed.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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blinks.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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i love testosterone. i smell like balls i sweat like crazy and im also the prettiest princess boy in the whole wide world . can't you tell by my luscious lashes . blinks cutely .
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Me: *blinks*
The Seahawks: *score 14 points*
The Seahawks: *score 14 points*
November 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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*blinks*
Holy shit, Virginia was pissed at Republicans.
Holy shit, Virginia was pissed at Republicans.
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Blinks innocently at you with my huge wet eyeballs
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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*Blinks*
Wow that is an insanely strong “defeat and humiliate superheroes” mood.
Wow that is an insanely strong “defeat and humiliate superheroes” mood.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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The man is 80. He doesn’t have VM. His VCR still blinks 12:00
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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“That’s something,” Rowan mutters, unsure if he’s supposed to laugh or brace himself.
Jeremiah just grins. “Come on, boy. Now that you’re here, we’re gonna get you a horse.”
Rowan blinks. “A horse?”
Jeremiah just grins. “Come on, boy. Now that you’re here, we’re gonna get you a horse.”
Rowan blinks. “A horse?”
November 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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