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Watch closely, you are about to witness a bitch moment. Webster defines a bitch moment as a moment where ignorance otherwise overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical attractive woman.
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Lui-Pai unenthusiastically attends a meet up with a fan that shelled out a lot of money to have the chance to meet her. She walks across a busy 4 way intersection with her phone and handbag. Meanwhile Epiphany is seen crossing the same way with a tall towering ice cream. Lui-Pai bumps into Epiphany and then proceeds to flip her the bird while insulting her weight. Epiphany is furious and looks like she is about to tear Lui a new one. Epiphany is confronting Lui for making her spill her ice cream. The huge wall of text reads "THOU ART TRULY FOUL, THOU LECHEROUS LEPORID! FOR WHAT RIGHT DOST THOU HATH TO REBUKE A GODDESS IN ALL HER PERFECTION AND SPLENDIFEROUS GLORY? TWAS BUT A BEAUTIFUL AFTERNOON IN THESE SINFUL ISLES UNTIL THOU GRACED US WITH THINE HORRID PRESENCE! MY CREAM OF THE ICE!!! NOW IRRECOVERABLE!! I SHOULD STRIKE THOUST DOWN WHERE THINE HORRID FEET STAND!! THOU SHALT RUE THE DAY WHEN THOU CHOSETH TO CROSS MINE PATH! BUT SINCE I ART A FORGIVING AND HUMBLE GODDESS, I SHALL GRANT THEE A MEAGER MERCY! SO WHAT SHALL IT BE WENCH? WHAT PITIFUL EXCUSE SHALT THOU CONJURE UP BEFORE I RENDER THE FAT FROM THY SINFULLY VOLUPTOUS BODY AND TURN IT INTO WAX FOR WHICH I SHALL USE TO MAKE CONY SCENTED CANDLES? BEFORE I WRING THE MILK OUT OF THINE BOSOM AND TURN THEM INTO VARIOUS DELICIOUS RABBIT THEMED DAIRY PRODUCTS SUCH AS CHEESES, YOGURT, CREAM, BUTTER AND BUT OF COURSE, MILK? BEFORE I PULL AND SHEAR THINE FUR INTO SCARVES, BLANKETS, SWEATERS AND CLOTH WHICH I CAN USE TO FUND MY FAST FOOD CRAVINGS!OOOOOOO HOW I VICIOUSLY ABHORE THINE SELF-GRANDIOSING ATTITUDE! I SIMPLY DESTEST IT! DETEST DESTEST DETEST DETEST DETEST! CHOOSE THY WORDS WISELY PROSTITUTE! THOU HAVETH 30 SECONDS BEFORE I BLAST THINE POSTEROIR INTO FUCKING ORBIT" Lui then tries to placate the situation by giving up her buffet voucher willingly. After careful consideration, Epiphany decides to take up Lui's offer but she has her own T&Cs that needs to be applied. She lights Lui's clothes up in flames as divine punishment and leaves the naked lopunny in the streets as she heads to her next haunt.
January 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM Everybody can reply
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