I don't want to know what happens when he makes himself Master of the Batecave.
a man is sitting in a chair eating a hamburger and saying `` go away ! i 'm baitin ' ''
Alt: In a scene from the movie IDIOCRACY, Dax Shepherd's character sits in a chair and says`` go away ! i 'm baitin ' ''
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January 15, 2026 at 9:54 AM
I don't want to know what happens when he makes himself Master of the Batecave.
Yea, following up here: don’t use Gloves In a Bottle for bating, shit’s ass. I was using a combo of lotion, oil, and this shit — something magical happened. But by itself, GIB isn’t the move. Don’t reinvent the wheel — use ur Albo, Bator Balm, organic coconut oil. Dear Batecave, I’ll be home soon 😮💨
January 2, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Yea, following up here: don’t use Gloves In a Bottle for bating, shit’s ass. I was using a combo of lotion, oil, and this shit — something magical happened. But by itself, GIB isn’t the move. Don’t reinvent the wheel — use ur Albo, Bator Balm, organic coconut oil. Dear Batecave, I’ll be home soon 😮💨
Me and the hubby have been sneaking off to the bathroom one after the other and sexting to help each other get off during the day lol it's hot af but man I wanna just strip naked and hop back in my batecave with no cares 😅 We will all get through this 🫂
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Me and the hubby have been sneaking off to the bathroom one after the other and sexting to help each other get off during the day lol it's hot af but man I wanna just strip naked and hop back in my batecave with no cares 😅 We will all get through this 🫂
Three things on the agenda for the day: finish leg day; drive home safely thru this onslaught of snow; chill in the batecave 😼
December 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Three things on the agenda for the day: finish leg day; drive home safely thru this onslaught of snow; chill in the batecave 😼
Went shooting this morning with the guys; turns out I like Glocks — now back to the batecave to watch Penis Porn 😼
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Went shooting this morning with the guys; turns out I like Glocks — now back to the batecave to watch Penis Porn 😼
Fuck I can wait to blaze, get in my BateCave, strip naked, and get on Penis tonight — I NEED alone time with Penis
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Fuck I can wait to blaze, get in my BateCave, strip naked, and get on Penis tonight — I NEED alone time with Penis
Keep your Batecave lantern on all night to Masturbate that Penis.
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Keep your Batecave lantern on all night to Masturbate that Penis.
batecave guano.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
batecave guano.
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Yes, I made these Pipe Lamps 😲 Add something a fellow bator made to your BATECAVE!!!
Can be purchased on my eBay...
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(USA shipping only)
DM me with any questions. 💜
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Yes, I made these Pipe Lamps 😲 Add something a fellow bator made to your BATECAVE!!!
Can be purchased on my eBay...
ebay.com/usr/noaamal
(USA shipping only)
DM me with any questions. 💜
Yes, I made these Pipe Lamps 😲 Add something a fellow bator made to your BATECAVE!!!
Can be purchased on my eBay...
ebay.com/usr/noaamal
(USA shipping only)
DM me with any questions. 💜
Id love that so much bro! Is there a better way to spend the weekend? I don't think so man 🥵 we would be playing porn on multiple screens while trying to game a bit, in our batecave filled with sweaty boy musk
October 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Id love that so much bro! Is there a better way to spend the weekend? I don't think so man 🥵 we would be playing porn on multiple screens while trying to game a bit, in our batecave filled with sweaty boy musk
I don't use ai bc it comes across very goofy, but i prefer my bates solo without others' interaction....i kinda dislike a large majority of gooners out there and a lot of them have their own unhealthy mindsets and pressures to place on others...i will just stay in my batecave and goon in my own way.
October 15, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I don't use ai bc it comes across very goofy, but i prefer my bates solo without others' interaction....i kinda dislike a large majority of gooners out there and a lot of them have their own unhealthy mindsets and pressures to place on others...i will just stay in my batecave and goon in my own way.
I just landed and I am headed to my BateCave..
October 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I just landed and I am headed to my BateCave..
An Intruder In The Batecave
October 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
An Intruder In The Batecave
Anyone know where I can buy this!?
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September 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Anyone know where I can buy this!?
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I would have assumed the the ‘Batecave’ would operate on geothermal and the NIMBY tears are for the pool with Orcas with lasers attached to their heads.
September 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I would have assumed the the ‘Batecave’ would operate on geothermal and the NIMBY tears are for the pool with Orcas with lasers attached to their heads.
One #batecave set up…had to use it asap. My view vs porn’s view. Penis is so full, warm, and ready for edging. Gonna #goon so much over the next 7 days. #batelife #bator #nocummies
July 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
One #batecave set up…had to use it asap. My view vs porn’s view. Penis is so full, warm, and ready for edging. Gonna #goon so much over the next 7 days. #batelife #bator #nocummies
July 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
