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35 hours after I left my house, hello from my little balcony in sunny AoNZ ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM Everybody can reply
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AONZ GOTHIC HORROR ABOUT A MAORI WOMANS FIGHT TO PROTECT HER IDENTITY !!!
Mārama | Official Trailer | NZ Film
YouTube video by New Zealand Film Commission
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM Everybody can reply
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A reminder that idiots can buy fireworks again in AoNZ.
November 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM Everybody can reply
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Ken
As someone who (rightfully) called the USA a backwards fuckup of a modern country due to their measles outbreaks I am sad to admit that AoNZ is just as much of a backwards fuckup of a modern country due to our measles outbreaks
Fuck every single antivaxxer I hope there's a hell so they can rot in it
November 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM Everybody can reply
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Uh oh I have time for airport musings. Watched almost the full trilogy of LotR movies on the plane, which is what got AoNZ on my bucket list in the first place. It’s so trippy to me that all 3 came out when Mr. Menace and I were living together but not yet engaged (i.e., a long-ass time ago) AND +
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM Everybody can reply
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Ken
Somehow, we have arrived at a place in time in AoNZ where there is an attempt at a corporate hostile takeover of a fucking public school.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM Everybody can reply
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[June 2025] The best countries for work-life balance:
1: New Zealand
2: Ireland
3: Belgium
4: Germany
5: Norway
6: Denmark
7: Canada
8: Australia
9: Spain

Still AoNZ, makes ya wonder why the current government wants to fuck it all up.

#Aotearoa #NewZealand #NZPol
The stunning island country named best in the world for work-life balance (again)
It’s a world-leader when it comes to annual leave and public happiness
www.timeout.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM Everybody can reply
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The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot. And now we are going to tell it again. But different.
This time, we're bringing Mastodon in for the fun.

Sign-ups open on November 10th.
Check out secretsanta.nz for more information
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM Everybody can reply
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aonz rental car businesses should require people coming straight off long-haul flights from renting cars straight away. a 24hr stand-down for some REST and SLEEP. I'm sick of seeing news of crashes with major injuries or fatalities caused by tourists getting straight off the plane into a rental car
October 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM Everybody can reply
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it's weird for me that houses in USA fly American flags at their house. it's a warning here in aonz: BIGOT INSIDE if people fly the official NZ flag at their house.

if you fly an all blacks flag or the flag any of the competing countries in a rugby game it's all good though. in fact it's preferable
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM Everybody can reply
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Rules based trade is critical for small countries like AONZ... and that means following the rules. Like environmental and labour standards in trade agreements.
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM Everybody can reply
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AoNZ classic tweet 💚
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM Everybody can reply
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NZ roads aren't long & straight & safe, often people are driving on the left for the first time in their life, and they don't know where they're going. if you can afford longhaul to aonz you can afford one night in a hotel so you don't kill and maim the locals www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/christchu...
Tourist sentenced over Wānaka crash that injured four, including his wife
Honeymooner Ka Ho Cheung crossed the centre line, hitting two vehicles.
www.nzherald.co.nz
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM Everybody can reply
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AoNZ has MASSIVELY slipped, and the other one is just fucking confusing and infuriating
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM Everybody can reply
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Observation: every indoor space in AoNZ was like a sauna! The hospital, the airports, shopping mall!

I don't how they cope!
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM Everybody can reply
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I’m just going to apologise directly to you in advance in case you get a bunch of other people from AoNZ replying to you.

If you do, there are two ways to ride it out. If you take it in good humour, be curious, ask questions, you’re going to find some of the best new people to follow and chat with.
November 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM Everybody can reply
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#nzpol Can someone in the AoNZ media please confirm if the son in law mentioned in this article is Steven Leonard Joyce, the former National Party MP and Minister. 🤔
October 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM Everybody can reply
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Ken
Luxon invites Trump to come and play golf, Trump flies in.

AoNZ immigration says "Fuck off felon"

The whole world cheers, we all laugh and then regret that the rest of the world has been reminded that we exist.
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM Everybody can reply
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Kids need to learn a heap
Of AoNZ history because knowing that is vital to understanding why things are the way they are now.

Beyond that there is no need to be prescriptive. Let kids learn broadly across what matters them and the varied communities they come from.
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM Everybody can reply
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A Trojan horse to roll out charter schools more widely.

Kiwis, understand this.

Autism is trotted out to advance a wide variety of political agendas.

Anti-trans sentiment, anti-vaccination… and now in AoNZ, to roll out fucking charter schools.

Resist. Resist. Resist.
Govt announces new charter school for students with Autism
pca.st
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM Everybody can reply
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She really seems to have accelerated her destruction of the AoNZ education system recently. Almost like she thinks she only has a few months left to inflict maximum damage
October 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM Everybody can reply
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A bird fact in memory of Karl: he is a silver gull, which are actually native to AoNZ (and also Australia).
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM Everybody can reply
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