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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Henny Youngman

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November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM Everybody can reply
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UN: Trump should stop killing ppl. UN Human Rights commissioner called 4 investigation into Trump’s “extrajudicial” murders of Venezuelan fishermen who may/not B drug smugglers...Miami Herald reporting Trump going 2 start launching strikes onto Venezuelan land. More: Newsweek
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM Everybody can reply
Adam Parkhomenko/Sam Youngman

The new sign at the Statue of Liberty is apparently “Whites Only.” We wish we were kidding. On 10/30 admin said they R reducing the number of annual refugees allowed in the U.S. to 7,500. And they must be white. Or at least from South Africa. More: Associated Press
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM Everybody can reply
Enjoy this female point of view short, free and complete memoir at prowank.com/imagine-my-s... ( #free, #memoir, #sexual, #femalePOV, #nudism, #nudist, #sex, #cougar, #youngMan, #naturism, #nudistResort)
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM Everybody can reply
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O: Hey youngman, you should respect me!Y: Hey oldman, you should understand me!
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM Everybody can reply
Dr. Hadassah Olayinka Ali-Youngman
November 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM Everybody can reply
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman #love_quotes
November 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM Everybody can reply
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I was very sad to recently read of the death a few months ago of former IOP Deputy Chief Executive Rachel Youngman. We had lots of lovely chats and she will be very much missed.
#iTeachPhysics
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM Everybody can reply
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HC-R's newsletter today - "“I’m always going to meet,” he said. “All they have to do is open up the country. Let them open up the country, and we’ll meet. We’ll meet very quickly. But they have to open up the country. It’s their fault, everything is their fault.”
He's an evil Henny Youngman.
November 1, 2025 at 12:23 PM Everybody can reply
Like the old Henny Youngman joke — you will. 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM Everybody can reply
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October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM Everybody can reply
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I’ll be with YoungMan all day tomorrow, so no observing at the protest. I’ll work until four, then straight home for trick-or-treaters and Game 6.

I get to take YoungMan to a Halloween dance at a senior center in the afternoon; he loves those dances so much.
October 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM Everybody can reply
Adam Parkhomenko/Sam Youngman

The Trump administration is moving to overrule any state laws that may protect consumers’ credit reports from medical debt and other debt issues. More: Associated Press
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM Everybody can reply
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Dept of Home Security repeatedly posted misleading, mislabeled & in one case digitally altered footage 2 promote Trump’s immigration agenda — aggressive messaging strategy defended by WH as engaging “banger memes,” according 2 detailed WaPo investigation this week More: Mediaite
October 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM Everybody can reply
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Adam Parkhomenko/Sam Youngman

The White House on Tuesday fired all six members of the Commission of Fine Arts, an independent federal agency that would have reviewed President Donald Trump’s ballroom construction project, a White House official confirmed to NBC News. More: NBC News
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM Everybody can reply
close. It's Gary Youngman
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM Everybody can reply
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Henny Youngman was born 52 years before Gary Oldman.
October 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM Everybody can reply
What if Henny Youngman, only sincerely resentful and evil?
October 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM Everybody can reply
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