#WebMD
Stop Googling medical results at 3 AM 🛑

App that explains lab reports in plain English, organizes all your health data, lets you ask questions anytime.

No more WebMD panic spirals.

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October 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM Everybody can reply
You can do a quick drug interaction check on WebMD before you take anything.
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM Everybody can reply
Things better than the Bluesky algorithm:

WebMD symptom checker.
Airport Wi-Fi.
My Roomba trying to find the base charger.
Windows Vista.
A McDonald’s ice cream machine.
Barclays customer service.
Blockbuster’s digital strategy.
The Fyre festival.
The poop cruise.
Google glass.
Tesla FSD.
October 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM Everybody can reply
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i looked up these symptoms on WebMD and it said i need to take these pizzas to the pizza emergency room immediately
October 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM Everybody can reply
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Wuf
Webmd sayin mouth to mouth
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM Everybody can reply
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"Amelia, you're still awake? Why?"

According to WebMD, I apparently took the list of "things not to do and foods not to eat if you don't want indigestion" and used it as an instruction manual and I am SUFFERING.
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM Everybody can reply
Cries in (former) WebMD
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM Everybody can reply
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webmd figured out adding ASK YOUR DOCTOR, NO REALLY: FIND A DOCTOR AND ASK to every article in like 2009
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM Everybody can reply
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Hmm now seems like the perfect time to alternate between the tabs “colon cancer” and “thyroid cancer”, both things I’m pretty sure I don’t have, but what if /webmd
October 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM Everybody can reply
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There should be a WebMD for pastimes where you type in your new hobby and it tells you if it's a legitimate interest or if you're just hyperfixating.
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM Everybody can reply
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An article by Marijke Vroomen Durning, Perimenopause, Menopause and Fatty Liver: Odds Stacked Against You?, is now live on WebMD.

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October 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM Everybody can reply
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As a #romance #editor, it's my job to clean up messy issues like "precum" vs. "pre-cum." Neither are in @merriam-webster.com, but CMOS suggests no hyphen. WebMD and Wikipedia use the hyphenated form, though, so if an author prefers the hyphen, I'll stick with that. It's all about consistency.
October 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM Everybody can reply
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Everything is flu like symptoms if you're WebMD
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM Everybody can reply
*researches Dr. Google WebMD to learn more about adductor injuries as Temwa Chawinga provides an update via her Instagram*
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October 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM Everybody can reply
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Sorry I’m a little groggy today, I spent all night on WebMD unlocking new fears.
October 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM Everybody can reply
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→ Smart PR teams have stopped chasing CNN and started targeting niche platforms. Industry-specific publications. Trade sites. Category authorities like WebMD for healthcare brands.
October 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM Everybody can reply
TIRED: using WebMD to convince yourself that you have a life-threatening illness.

WIRED: using an LLM to convince yourself that you don’t have a life-threatening illness.
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM Everybody can reply
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Tim
WebMD: "you're already dead"
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM Everybody can reply
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how difficult it is to do so when working 50 hours a week with four kids. The one now is young, just graduated with her MS, and honestly felt like a WebMD page. Book Knowledge but not very helpful in practical advice.
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM Everybody can reply
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Vance name-drops Charlie Kirk.Jen Jenners: “That’s like citing WebMD for your moral compass.”
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October 20, 2025 at 11:01 AM Everybody can reply
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i always preface w/ i know you hate “research” and then cite a really credible source like the NIH or Johns-Hopkins or such so he knows it wasn’t facebook or webmd
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM Everybody can reply
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according to webmd i have been dead since 2008
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM Everybody can reply
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Back in my day we didn’t need ChatGPT to misdiagnose us, we used webmd 😤
October 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM Everybody can reply
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