#UnderseaLair
Undersea Lair alert: Shark attack underway

Once again, non-compliant sharks are attacking the lair's pressurized hull. But I wanted to remind all executives that it's 94% shark proof so we're pretty much in the clear! 🦈 #safetyfirst #shark #UnderseaLair
February 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I want to get serious for a bit here, executives. We've checked, and determined that living on the surface of the earth is no longer tenable (charred hellscape, broken dreams, etc.). Fortunately we offer luxury accommodations to all compliant executives in our massive #UnderseaLair! You're welcome!
February 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Executives! Surface weather got you down? Weather in the #UnderseaLair is fully climate controlled and you can set it to anything you want! All you have to do is comply with my every whim and we'll send the helicopter to pick you up. #Luxury 🚁✨
December 5, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Using AI to help plan the #UnderseaLair. It's asking too many questions
November 30, 2024 at 6:39 PM