#Turtle
franklin the turtle, welcome to the resistance
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Faust warmup
Big boobs in turtle necks are hot
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
personal favorite: "You feed the turtle papaya from Erewhon."
December 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If Pete Hegseth is going down, Franklin the turtle is going down with him
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
🔥 BREAKING: A spokesperson for Kids Can Press, the publisher of the Franklin the Turtle books, messaged me today about Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth using the likeness and image from the books to make light of killings in the Caribbean in his post yesterday on X.
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Stu
December 2, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Franklin the Turtle publisher slams Hegseth for ‘violent’ boat strike post
Franklin the Turtle publisher slams Hegseth for ‘violent’ boat strike post
“Beloved Canadian icon” says it wants no part of the Trump team's war on drug traffickers.
dlvr.it
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Publisher of beloved children’s character Franklin the Turtle also disavowed the Trump administration's use of artwork.
Sabrina Carpenter condemns ‘evil’ use of her music in White House video
Publisher of beloved children’s character Franklin the Turtle also disavowed the Trump administration's use of artwork.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Canadian publisher Kids Can Press "strongly condemns any denigrating, violent, or unauthorized use of Franklin's name or image" following Pete Hegseth's post:
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ate them. Ooh la la.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
imagine working on Franklin the Turtle and suddenly getting called into an emergency meeting to discuss the US government’s fan art of your beloved Canadian cartoon turtle carrying out extrajudicial killings in Venezuela
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"stop using the childhood value lesson turtle for pro-war crimes propaganda"
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
❗️🇺🇦Ukrainian troops from the 7th Air Assault Corps destroyed two 🇷🇺Russian "turtle tanks" in the Myrnohrad area.
December 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
We lost an ocean champion yesterday. Jean Beasley, 90, started North Carolina's first sea turtle hospital and saved over 1,500 turtles.

She was a school teacher with no other training. By the time she died, she had co-authored a half dozen veterinary science papers on sea turtle rehabilitation.
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I was told to get a pet that can jog with me, so I picked up a turtle …
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The publisher of “Franklin the Turtle,” a book franchise aimed at preschoolers, expressed criticism after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth posted a doctored image that showed the well-known turtle character attacking the crew of a narcotics vessel.
‘Franklin the Turtle’ publisher slams Hegseth post joking about boat strike
Hegseth, who is under pressure over his order to kill the entire crew of a suspected smuggling vessel, shared a doctored image of the well-known children’s book on social media.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cartoon turtle with elbows up more than our PM. 💪🇨🇦
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
New friend acquired during this morning's rainy walk! 🐢
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
mfw someone calls their turtle barge slow
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“Turtle,” said Frog. “You will have to go away.”

“Why should I?” asked the turtle.

“Because Toad thinks that he looks funny in his bathing suit, and he does not want you to see him,” said Frog.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
is that all you’re having?
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If you’re not sure why they had to issue this statement about Franklin the turtle it’s because Pete Hegseth did something horrible again: gizmodo.com/franklin-the...
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM