#ThanksDEI
I'm not a pepper head but I can take a little more spice than the average person.

McDonalds has a zippy spicy sauce for the egg McMuffin 🔥 and my sinuses are clearing out lol

#ThanksDEI #forrealthoty
August 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
#ThanksDEI 😂😂😂
February 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Now that Ketamusk has stolen the US Treasury Department, we don’t have to worry about those silly national debt fights every few months! #ThanksDEI
February 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
oh nooooo…a dude got on my bus earlier and put his bike on the front rack and he just got off using the back door and the bus pulled away before he could get to the front to get his bike
February 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My toilet started running at like 3 am and my son and I had a moment watching videos online but now he knows what he needs. 10 years ago we would have gone to the 24 hours store but we can’t anymore #ThanksDEI
February 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The DEI boys and I are job hunting since we’ve all been fired. Thinking of getting into delivery.
Porch pirates got your package? That was us.
Important medication delayed a week? Also us.
Fries missing from your Uber Eats? You already know.

#dei #thanksdei #blamedei
January 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just saw an ambulance fly by with the lights on—driver slowed down just enough to flip me off. My bad, bro. I’ll bring it up at our DEI seminar this morning and see if we can oppress less.
#dei #thanksdei
January 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'd like to blame DEI for my gatorade being warm this morning. You just can't win in this economy.

#thanksdei
January 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
just missed my train because of DEI
January 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
My son's circuit board is not working. Thanks, DEI.

#ThanksDEI
January 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I just bumped my knee. #ThanksDEI
January 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
‘Thanks Obama’ is gonna be forgotten by the time I’m finished. #ThanksDEI #goodtrouble #resist
January 31, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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January 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My sub sandwich had tomatoes on it after I asked for none #ThanksDEI
January 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Pretty sure DEI is the reason I forgot to turn off the headlights in my 1991 Ford truck. Dead battery. #ThanksDEI
January 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM