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glohmmed.bsky.social
𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼 𝕄𝔼 𝔸𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔼!
@glohmmed.bsky.social
Take me where I wish to go, magic carpet!
Now, you Sharkbones, follow me!
We'll all swoop around that sand dune...
All the coconut drinks will be ours!
October 31, 2025 at 9:41 AM Everybody can reply
el-condor-pasa.bsky.social
El condor pasa
@el-condor-pasa.bsky.social
Rich people always swoop into helping the poor… oh, other rich people for comforts!
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM Everybody can reply
jamesicameron.bsky.social
@jamesicameron.bsky.social
I dread the day Gaben dies for this reason. Steam's not perfect by any stretch, but you just know MS is waiting for him to pass away so they can swoop in and own it. And you just know, the whole "in your library forever" thing would be at jeopardy under MS ownership.
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM Everybody can reply
fmrhea.bsky.social
fmrhea.bsky.social
@fmrhea.bsky.social
He is doing this to do what he does, traumatize a group and then swoop in and claim he is fixing the issue he broke and want their unwavering and complete devotion to the person who traumatized them. This is unaccessible, and unAmerican.
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 AM Everybody can reply
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iammudlet.bsky.social
Truly Yam Muddie
@iammudlet.bsky.social
No they dont... But give one magpie a biscuit and you'll be approached by the whole town

Insurance.. they dont swoop the biscuit people
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 AM Everybody can reply
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tps2203.bsky.social
tps2203.bsky.social
@tps2203.bsky.social
Just think, if people actually understood that the UK, having control of its own currency, cannot 'go broke', they would at one fell swoop know when politicians and con men lie straight to their face.
Just needs that little bit of learning/education and everyone could express that point directly.
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM Everybody can reply
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staunovo.bsky.social
Giovanni Staunovo
@staunovo.bsky.social
Trump isn’t issuing Oval invites to end shutdown — yet
“This continues to be a Democratic fantasy, that the president is going to swoop in and rescue them from the consequences of their own actions,” a senior official said. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
Trump isn’t issuing Oval invites to end shutdown — yet
“This continues to be a Democratic fantasy, that the president is going to swoop in and rescue them from the consequences of their own actions,” a senior official said.
www.politico.com
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM Everybody can reply
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kelsee.bsky.social
Kelsey
@kelsee.bsky.social
These are from the week after Zingbot lmao
Hamsterwatch Big Brother 12 Player Ratings | August 20 & 21, 2010 - Days 49 & 50 Hayden: Did he take the $5k and the Hawaii trip? We'll find out for sure on Wednesday's show. He's still not gone back to the full-out combed-forward Bieber hair.. point to Zingbot. Hamsterwatch Big Brother 12 Player Ratings | August 20 & 21, 2010 - August 22, 2010 - Day 51 Hayden: Yes, I know he said he won the trip and possibly the cash, but he could have been testing to see if that news spreads and/or gets contradicted or questioned, so I'm waiting for confirmation on Wednesday's show before I post it here on his winnings tally. I still can't get over how he comes alive for Just The Tip and tonight's 6th episode was no exception. I also can't get over how he's got a full anti-Bieber side swoop hairdo now, and it's not just because he refuses to wash it in cold water.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM Everybody can reply
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rdmpress.bsky.social
Everybody Knows
@rdmpress.bsky.social
We could wipe them all out in one fell swoop if we organized a little and boycotted everything AI
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So, big tech has spent hundreds of billions of dollars of capital expenditures, and much of those expenditures are on GPUs. These GPUs, once installed, immediately begin decaying in value, and the more you use them, the more likely they are to crap out, and even when sitting idle, these GPUs have some power consumption — somewhere between 7% and 14% of their power in the case of the H100 — making them a consistent burden on the infrastructure of any purchaser whether they have customers or not. This becomes an even bigger problem for more expensive GPUs like the B200, which has an idle power draw of 140W per GPU. Extrapolate that out to thousands, tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of them, or to the 50,000-per-building of them inside Stargate Abilene’s NVIDIA’s , and you’ve got yourself a problem. Even without customers, even without IT load, these servers sit burning power, and while a company could turn them off and boot them on for a period of time, these racks are often run in clusters — servers of GPUs that are synced together using high-speed networking — and while I can’t find anything firm as far as how long it takes to set up a cluster, this presentation on cluster design from the CEO of Lambda details a cluster’s sheer complexity, involving discrete networking, software layer and storage methods just to get the bloody thing working. In simple terms, it may be expensive to leave them on, but it’s going to take a bunch of time and energy to restart these things, meaning that they are more than likely left on, slowly burning energy. Imagine how bad that is at a scale of hundreds of thousands of GPUs? Yet things might be a little wonkier, as the reality may be that while hyperscalers have customers, those customers might not be using all their GPUs at all times. Although there may be some customers that agree to a minimum spend or throughput, it’s hard to imagine that these contracts are enough to surmount the destructive margins. And when … And when I say “destructive margins,” I mean so much more than just the power to run and cool them. There’s the construction of the data centers to house them, the necessary maintenance, and, of course, any and all debt used to buy them. While I can (and will!) say that for every $50,000 GPU bought, big tech needs to make another $100,000, I believe that the hole created by the GPU’s existence is likely larger than just $100,000, with every construction delay, power outage, or moment of idle compute adding dollars to the hole for each and every GPU. Need a very real example? The Information reported recently that Oracle lost $100 million between June and August 2025 on rentals of NVIDIA’s Blackwell chips: In the three months that ended in August, Oracle lost nearly $100 million from rentals of Nvidia’s Blackwell chips, which arrived this year. That’s partly because there is a period between when Oracle gets its data centers ready for customers and when customers start using and paying for them, the documents show. It’s not clear what causes the gap or how Oracle plans to shorten it. So, while we can’t say for sure, there’s a chance a large chunk of these losses were caused by the spread-out deprecation of those Blackwell GPUs — after all, its most recent quarterly earnings included $1.35 billion of depreciation, right? Sidenote: For context, Oracle reported depreciation of $804m in the same period last year, and depreciation of $3.867bn for the whole of FY2025. This should give you a sense of how rapidly these GPUs are becoming a millstone on its earnings. …is there any way to actually recover that $100 million through the margins on these chips? Oracle only has 4.5 years of depreciation on these Blackwell Chips, and The Information reports that those GB200 server racks have a negative 100% gross margin according to internal Oracle documents. If that’s the case, we have a much, much bigger problem, but even if the margins aren’t literally negative…will ther…
October 31, 2025 at 4:26 AM Everybody can reply
maztr0n.bsky.social
Maztr_0n [She/It] 🍞⚙️📗🚩🏴🍉
@maztr0n.bsky.social
International Socialism's dominance ended not with a banger, but with a whimper #memes #leftist #communism #marxism #anarchy #classwar #shitposts
three panel image. Panel 1: a scene full of [non-avian] dinosaurs and pterosaurs right before the asteroid hits is shown, except the dinosaurs are labelled different leftist ideologies such as Anarchism, Syndicalism, Marxism... the Meteor is labelled Lassallism and features the face of Ferdinand Lassalle on it, a red arrow makes the label apparent. Panel 2 is the impact of the meteor, with a red circle in the middle and a microscope, a red arrow points to panel 3 Panel 3 is captioned: Socialism after Lassallism: it features three avian-dinosaurs/birds crying: [ancom] chicken, [Council Communist] Turkey and [Bordigist] Guinea Fowl as a Fox with the face of stalin appears in the corner and as a Mussolini faced Chicken Hawk swoop in...
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 AM Everybody can reply
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arachno.capital
arachnocapitalist
@arachno.capital
a human reply seagull ("swoop and poop") is not poasting from a context that's particularly fair to compare to an agent built of LLMs on the axis of "smart" imo

they've given up a massive advantage to the agent
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM Everybody can reply
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hfb7.bsky.social
Hfb
@hfb7.bsky.social
These idiots are driving us off a cliff. They’ll swoop in with their billions and buy up every little thing for peanuts on the $. Republicans expect to have great windfalls from the pain of their constituents. The evil greed is rampant.
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM Everybody can reply
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plscallmekiddo.bsky.social
ʚ mika ɞ
@plscallmekiddo.bsky.social
so tempted to post this in my server but i just got so much big sis cred and i cant lose it all in one fell swoop ;///;
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM Everybody can reply
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chibiufo.bsky.social
The Kyle Witch Project.
@chibiufo.bsky.social
I got my double vaccination earlier in October, Flu Shot and Covid Vax in one swoop, just the way I like it.
Covid-19 vax Flu vax
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM Everybody can reply
jack-north.bsky.social
Jack North
@jack-north.bsky.social
So things will not get repaired and house prices will plummet
…which is normally good news for buyers
…except many buyers have less money available
…so many home-owners will become upside-down on their mortgage
…which means corporate real estate vultures will swoop in
…and on and on…………
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM Everybody can reply
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citizenptnewstx.bsky.social
Citizen Portal News Texas
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Cleburne City Council just made a bold move, approving a $1.4 million sales-tax refund in one fell swoop, ensuring savings on service fees!

Get the details

#TX #CitizenPortal #LocalGovernance #CleburneTexas #FiscalResponsibility #SalesTaxReform
Cleburne council agrees to repay comptroller refund in full, city share capped at $1.4 million
The Cleburne City Council voted unanimously to authorize repayment of the citys share of a Texas Comptroller sales-tax refund and directed staff to use the lump-sum option to reduce fees. Staff said the citys maximum exposure is $1.4 million and that the payment is a revenue reduction, not a new expenditure.
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October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM Everybody can reply
daisydot.bsky.social
DaisyDot
@daisydot.bsky.social
They’re loving this. It’s intentional and plays into the whole effort to destabilize the people so they can swoop in and take over.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM Everybody can reply
proflshtpstr.bsky.social
Professional Shitposter
@proflshtpstr.bsky.social
"Using AI to IDENTIFY the job I want, FIND the people who have it, and WRITE 20,000 word manifestos about lizard people in the sewers to their boss that STRONGLY SUGGEST profound mental instability, to get them FIRED. Then I swoop in. Work for the job you want, not the job you have. #grindset "
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM Everybody can reply
elpresidente39.bsky.social
El Presidente Demands Satisfaction
@elpresidente39.bsky.social
People have been hoping someone would swoop in and save us since trump season 1. The courts will stop him, Mueller will stop him. Someone surely will say this has gone too far.

There is no one. No one commands men and women with guns that can come and impose accountability.
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 AM Everybody can reply
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elvaqueero.bsky.social
Diamond Quevedo
@elvaqueero.bsky.social
AUGH god I completely forgot about the 2016 Rocky Horror remake. Lavern Cox Frank N Furter..... you did it guys, you Undid Transmisogyny in one fell swoop. Or whatever. Answer for your crime of casting ADAM LAMBERT as EDDIE!!!!!! 🔪🔪🔪
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM Everybody can reply
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lostr2.bsky.social
LostR2 روکسانا
@lostr2.bsky.social
Poor mom.
Me: He is a very poor skater. You're not missing much. More of a land creature Mom: Ha. I tried other hockey games on espn and same black screen. I think I'll call xfinity Me: Huh. You should. Meanwhile? Wally is on the next shift. Better at skating, not as good as gritty. But I expected decent skating from a Canadian goose Mom: 😊 Me: Swoop has a hoagie cannon and is firing flavor missiles into the crowd. Brink in the box top of the second. No score yet
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM Everybody can reply
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amyoc.bsky.social
amyoc 🎃 👻 💀
@amyoc.bsky.social
Just long enough for farms to declare bankruptcy and for corporations to swoop in and buy them for pennies on the dollar.

#HeilDerFuhrer
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM Everybody can reply
bear816.bsky.social
Bear816 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇺🇦🇮🇪
@bear816.bsky.social
I will bet you dollars to donuts that some time tomorrow the orange idiot will swoop in and save SNAP so he can look like a hero.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM Everybody can reply
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uxie02.bsky.social
Uxie02
@uxie02.bsky.social
Happy Hawooween everybody! Always keep an eye on your sweets, or else he's gonna swoop down and steal them, mwehehehe!✨
#Uxie #ユクシー #Halloween
A Uxie dressed up as a witch soaring a full-moon night sky on a broom.
October 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM Everybody can reply
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houseofdarkly.bsky.social
Anne Kirn
@houseofdarkly.bsky.social
BuyNothing is great, and may also be Freecycle in your area. Been able to give craft supplies to a public schoolteacher, Christmas decorations to a divorcee & kids who had nothing, etc. When someone asks for items, the community will almost always swoop in. www.freecycle.org
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM Everybody can reply
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