Me and Stacks been watching these people stare into rectangles for 20 minutes. Not one of em blinked.

Pretty sure we’re the last mammals left with eye contact and shame.

#StashCrash #RaccoonResistance #PhoneZombies #TechnoDystopia #GlitchLife

Found this file on a thumb drive taped to a disposable camera. I’m not opening it. Someone else open it.

#stashcrash #glitchfile #1999neverended

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

We met Filomena after accidentally using Tinder, thought it was a pizza app.

Three hours later we were throwin’ metal horns and beatin’ the shit out of a Tesla.

She’s our friend now. I think.
#StashCrash 🤘🦝⚡️🧃
#RaccoonRiot #TimeTravelTrouble #TechPanic #BrooklynChaos

Calling all ‘90s legends, wanna crash the weirdest, wildest comedy podcast ever? Show up, play yourself and watch us turn history upside down. Fame optional. Chaos guaranteed.

#StashCrash #90sVibes #90sIcon #PodcastRevolution #LateCapitalism #WeirdAndTrue #BringTheChaos

so is scabies, rupert. doesn’t mean we missed it.
–Ricky 🌀
#RabbitRants #BackLikeItNeverLeft #StashCrash

George Santos endorsing Andrew Cuomo is like if a sewer gator and a haunted fax machine co-signed each other’s OnlyFans.
The fuck is this timeline.
–Ricky 🌀
#StashCrash #Cuomo #Santos #DigitalHellhole #NYPoliticsIsPerformanceArt

@laurajanegrace.bsky.social
We’re making Stash Crash, a chaotic anti-capitalist, tech-anarchy comedy where two raccoons wake up in 2025 after eating Tommy Chong’s stash in ‘99.

We created Filomena. She’s punk, trans, and fearless. We wrote her for you. Wanna voice her?

#StashCrash #TransIsPunk

so is scabies, rupert. doesn’t mean we missed it.
–Ricky 🌀
#RabbitRants #BackLikeItNeverLeft #StashCrash

Just found out you can’t order Surge with a rotary phone. Stacks tried to Venmo a Lunchable. We’re gonna need help.

#StashCrash #90sProblems #BringBackSnackTime

Woke up in Tommy Chong’s attic after 26 years. Everything’s touchscreen, beet juice costs $14, and Blockbuster is gone.

We are not okay.

#StashCrash #TimeTrappedTrash #SendPizzaNotPasswords 🦝💥🌀

two raccoons. one rooftop. one narrator we didn’t ask for.
joint’s lit. the future’s weird.
welcome to stash crash.

🎧 Coming soon
#stashcrash #raccoonresistance #jointsession

Hey all, there’s these 2 crazy raccoons named Ricky and Stacks that I started following @stashcrashpod.bsky.social give them a follow and spread the word. Their podcast is coming out soon

#indiepodcasts #StashCrash

Ah yes, just what the smoldering ruins of democracy needed, a cologne for men who miss lead paint and think empathy’s a communist plot. Smell like ego, spray tans, and the inside of a foreclosure.

Late-stage capitalism ain’t subtle anymore. It’s doing burlesque in a flag thong.

#StashCrash

Two raccoons.

One stash.

A 26-year nap.

A narrator who won’t shut up.

#StashCrash

They slept through Y2K and woke up pissed.

Coming Soon…

bro if you see a raccoon with a tiny parachute and a fork mid-air…
just know your fish already said goodbye. 🪂🦝🐟

#StashCrash #FishAreFriendsAndSnacks

Two raccoons. One attic. Twenty-six missing years.
We woke up in 2025 and everything has Wi-Fi and rage.
We’re documenting the collapse.
—Ricky & Stacks

#StashCrash #RaccoonsInTheMachine

I woke up and there were breadcrumbs in my socks. Again. I don’t even own bread.

- Ricky

#glitchmeal #stashcrash #whyaretheremorse