Life is a simulation just to bring pain to Bills fans
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Life is a simulation just to bring pain to Bills fans
That dude is tripping 🤣
Game: Firefighter Frankie by PyroPeak Studios
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Game: Firefighter Frankie by PyroPeak Studios
#clips #gaming #simulation #indie #pyropeakstudios #firefighterfrankie
January 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
That dude is tripping 🤣
Game: Firefighter Frankie by PyroPeak Studios
#clips #gaming #simulation #indie #pyropeakstudios #firefighterfrankie
Game: Firefighter Frankie by PyroPeak Studios
#clips #gaming #simulation #indie #pyropeakstudios #firefighterfrankie
Since that Dunn a** is collecting awards because we live in a simulation why not give him a real award like the Razzie for his State of the Union. That would be awesome. @therazzies.bsky.social
January 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Since that Dunn a** is collecting awards because we live in a simulation why not give him a real award like the Razzie for his State of the Union. That would be awesome. @therazzies.bsky.social
Sometimes reality is so on the nose I wonder if the simulation is getting lazy.
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Sometimes reality is so on the nose I wonder if the simulation is getting lazy.
Me, 2016: Oh shit, what if this is all a simulation and none of this happened and my life is meaningless?
Me, 2026: Thank fuck this is probably all just a simulation.
Me, 2026: Thank fuck this is probably all just a simulation.
January 19, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Me, 2016: Oh shit, what if this is all a simulation and none of this happened and my life is meaningless?
Me, 2026: Thank fuck this is probably all just a simulation.
Me, 2026: Thank fuck this is probably all just a simulation.
Moment mal! Sagte Verkehrssenatorin Bonde nicht, der Verkehr der A100 hätte sich überraschenderweise anders entwickelt als in der Simulation, und dann musste sie zugeben, dass es gar keine Simulationen gab? Aber in Wahrheit gab es doch welche und die hatten Recht?
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/situa...
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/situa...
Situation wurde als „beherrschbar“ angesehen: Bund und Senat nahmen Warnung vor A100-Verkehrschaos nicht ernst
Eine Simulation prognostizierte den massiven Stau rund um den Treptower Park. Folgen für die Verkehrsplanung hatte das keine, wie nun die Berliner Verkehrsverwaltung bestätigt.
www.tagesspiegel.de
January 18, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Moment mal! Sagte Verkehrssenatorin Bonde nicht, der Verkehr der A100 hätte sich überraschenderweise anders entwickelt als in der Simulation, und dann musste sie zugeben, dass es gar keine Simulationen gab? Aber in Wahrheit gab es doch welche und die hatten Recht?
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/situa...
www.tagesspiegel.de/berlin/situa...
We live in a Simpsons simulation
Grinning like a 5-year old getting his participation trophy at the post-season T-ball pizza party.
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 AM
We live in a Simpsons simulation
I increasingly think this is all a simulation governed by an insane asshole
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
I increasingly think this is all a simulation governed by an insane asshole
It feels like we've all been stuck in a hologram simulation of The Emperor's New Clothes since (at least) January 20, 2025.
Beyond the fact that this bugfuck insane letter was written and sent to the leader of Norway, the State Dept agreeing to distribute it to other heads of state instead of objecting and honorably resigning or at the very least planning some kind of coverup is a sign of deep institutional collapse.
So this is why Trump is fixated on Greenland. Vengeance strikes again. This guy is dangerous.
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
It feels like we've all been stuck in a hologram simulation of The Emperor's New Clothes since (at least) January 20, 2025.
Every day, I think to myself, ‘There is no way that this is real. We have to be living in some sort of fucked up simulation.’
Nope. It’s real.
Nope. It’s real.
Rep. Andy Ogles on Fox Business: "They're libtards in a blue city ... if the libtards are gonna side with lawlessness, that's on them"
January 19, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Every day, I think to myself, ‘There is no way that this is real. We have to be living in some sort of fucked up simulation.’
Nope. It’s real.
Nope. It’s real.
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
how about you run one simulation where you survive on $10/day for food, brooke rollins?
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
how about you run one simulation where you survive on $10/day for food, brooke rollins?
These idiots are living in a simulation.
BARTIROMO: You're getting heat on social media for saying you can eat healthy for $3. Some people say, 'How am I supposed to get a piece of chicken for under $3?'
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 PM
These idiots are living in a simulation.
Proposal for an unreleased simulation game for Famicom and PC Engine called Monkey Trainer / モンキー・トレーナー, dated April 1988.
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January 18, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Proposal for an unreleased simulation game for Famicom and PC Engine called Monkey Trainer / モンキー・トレーナー, dated April 1988.
xcancel.com/studiohazuki...
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Proof that we are living in a simulation
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Proof that we are living in a simulation
According to the documentary simulation “Fallout 3” yes we do.
January 19, 2026 at 5:19 PM
According to the documentary simulation “Fallout 3” yes we do.
Pathetic! There's a Youtuber who ran a Monte Carlo simulation with 100,000 iterations to predict when "The Winds of Winter" will be finished. I've put way more effort into simulations for low-stakes fantasy baseball leagues.
BARTIROMO: You're getting heat on social media for saying you can eat healthy for $3. Some people say, 'How am I supposed to get a piece of chicken for under $3?'
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
ROLLINS: When you eat healthy, it actually is less expensive than a fast food meal. We've got hundreds of simulations that show that.
January 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Pathetic! There's a Youtuber who ran a Monte Carlo simulation with 100,000 iterations to predict when "The Winds of Winter" will be finished. I've put way more effort into simulations for low-stakes fantasy baseball leagues.
Thanks for clarifying that you have no idea what "simulation" means.
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Thanks for clarifying that you have no idea what "simulation" means.
"Ran 1,000 simulations? I've run one simulation and I'm still hungry as f*ck."
@timmiller.bsky.social talks the government's dinner advice and much more with @samsteindc.bsky.social on The Bulwark Podcast:
@timmiller.bsky.social talks the government's dinner advice and much more with @samsteindc.bsky.social on The Bulwark Podcast:
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"Ran 1,000 simulations? I've run one simulation and I'm still hungry as f*ck."
@timmiller.bsky.social talks the government's dinner advice and much more with @samsteindc.bsky.social on The Bulwark Podcast:
@timmiller.bsky.social talks the government's dinner advice and much more with @samsteindc.bsky.social on The Bulwark Podcast:
GenAI was never meant to replace artists or create propaganda. It was meant to be used to make a simulation Sabrina Carpenter cover the FNAF Mimic song
January 18, 2026 at 7:41 PM
GenAI was never meant to replace artists or create propaganda. It was meant to be used to make a simulation Sabrina Carpenter cover the FNAF Mimic song
As a Mets fan, I’m pretty cool with the Dodgers getting Kyle Tucker because every version of the OOTP 26 simulation shows that contract being terrible in the long run.
Excuse me, I need to go order more copium from Uber Eats.
Excuse me, I need to go order more copium from Uber Eats.
January 16, 2026 at 3:20 AM
As a Mets fan, I’m pretty cool with the Dodgers getting Kyle Tucker because every version of the OOTP 26 simulation shows that contract being terrible in the long run.
Excuse me, I need to go order more copium from Uber Eats.
Excuse me, I need to go order more copium from Uber Eats.
wir leben in einer simulation
News outlets declaring “Trump Accepts Nobel Peace Prize” is a red alert state media indicator
January 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
wir leben in einer simulation
Whether it’s God or a simulation, I’m unironically starting to sort of believe in this lol
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Whether it’s God or a simulation, I’m unironically starting to sort of believe in this lol
La fusée SLS est arrivée au pad 39B après un voyage de 12h sur le crawler.
Le lanceur va maintenant subir de nombreux tests, dont au moins un remplissage complet avec simulation de compte à rebours, et des tests avec l'équipage à son sommet.
Premier créneau de tir le 6 février.
Le lanceur va maintenant subir de nombreux tests, dont au moins un remplissage complet avec simulation de compte à rebours, et des tests avec l'équipage à son sommet.
Premier créneau de tir le 6 février.
January 18, 2026 at 12:57 AM
La fusée SLS est arrivée au pad 39B après un voyage de 12h sur le crawler.
Le lanceur va maintenant subir de nombreux tests, dont au moins un remplissage complet avec simulation de compte à rebours, et des tests avec l'équipage à son sommet.
Premier créneau de tir le 6 février.
Le lanceur va maintenant subir de nombreux tests, dont au moins un remplissage complet avec simulation de compte à rebours, et des tests avec l'équipage à son sommet.
Premier créneau de tir le 6 février.
damn ! im in some sort of simulation !
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
damn ! im in some sort of simulation !