#SimpStorySunday
So, he gets to kiss her nasty house slippers for that amount? That's not bullying, that's charity. #SimpStorySunday
January 18, 2026 at 9:01 AM
It's called "the Pedro Pascal technique." Sometimes it works, sometimes the girl pretends to understand but knows that you're a creep... And some will kick you in the balls. #SimpStorySunday
December 21, 2025 at 8:43 AM
A classic, cleaning your crush's apartment weekly for a chance to earn a dirty pair of socks. Life can be that simple. #SimpStorySunday
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"I'll always be there for my crush!" Yeah, how about this situation tho? #SimpStorySunday
October 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This is an everyday story. Friendship between man and woman exists. Some people will always find something wrong to say. I don't judge. #SimpStorySunday
September 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
You ever had that cute coworker that does nothing at work but the manager acts like she's the top worker around? She gets bonuses and only works during easy days? 🤔 Here's the reason. #SimpStorySunday
August 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Behind every successful pretty cosplayers, there's a true friend working hard! 🙌 That story gives me hope for the future 😊 #SimpStorySunday
August 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's 2025, can we normalize being in the friendzone please? 😓Some of us like the smell of it and we don't ask for more. #SimpStorySunday
June 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
What is wrong with some people? The world is going nuts. How pathetic can you be to do that? Like if you agree.😡 #SimpStorySunday
April 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Don't be that simp. It's too sad and pathetic. The smell don't last 10 years...😕 #SimpStorySunday
March 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The urge we all felt once in our life. It's not logical, scientists are still trying to understand. The meaner the girl, the tastier her shoe soles. #SimpStorySunday
January 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
#SimpStorySunday There must be a moral to this story but I'm not sure what it is. 😯
December 15, 2024 at 6:58 AM
#SimpStorySunday Just a bro being a good friend to a gal. Nothing else to see here.
November 24, 2024 at 8:19 AM
#simpstorysunday If you understand this caption, you can join the tasty gang. 😎
October 20, 2024 at 6:28 AM