He's making her queef. He's doing it twice. He's making her squirt throughout the night. Santa Claus is eating her out!
December 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He's making her queef. He's doing it twice. He's making her squirt throughout the night. Santa Claus is eating her out!
Queef In A Cupboard It's 5:00PM
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Queef In A Cupboard It's 5:00PM
The Commander In Queef
December 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The Commander In Queef
queef? nunca comi, mas já ouvi falar que é gostoso
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
queef? nunca comi, mas já ouvi falar que é gostoso
Queef on a wreath
December 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Queef on a wreath
"Queef" and "wreath" don't rhyme 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
"Queef" and "wreath" don't rhyme 🤣
Queef on a wreath? Sorry the answer evades me.
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Queef on a wreath? Sorry the answer evades me.
Queef on a Wreath?
December 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Queef on a Wreath?
🤣🤣 That's a good one. Complete with realistic queef sound (batteries not included).
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
🤣🤣 That's a good one. Complete with realistic queef sound (batteries not included).
Queef on a wreath?
December 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Queef on a wreath?
“He talks about you in his sleep
There’s nothing I can do but queef”
-Dolly Fartin
There’s nothing I can do but queef”
-Dolly Fartin
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“He talks about you in his sleep
There’s nothing I can do but queef”
-Dolly Fartin
There’s nothing I can do but queef”
-Dolly Fartin
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I'll see your downfall of alcohol and raise you a cutback on beef from the tariffs of King Queef.
Fun Fact- Lexington Nebraska voted over 70% for this admin, and now 30% of their population has lost their jobs.
I'll see your downfall of alcohol and raise you a cutback on beef from the tariffs of King Queef.
Fun Fact- Lexington Nebraska voted over 70% for this admin, and now 30% of their population has lost their jobs.
Beef plant closure sends shock waves to markets
Tyson Foods announces January shutdown of a Lexington facility that processes 5% of U.S. beef while reducing operations at Texas plant.
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December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I'll see your downfall of alcohol and raise you a cutback on beef from the tariffs of King Queef.
Fun Fact- Lexington Nebraska voted over 70% for this admin, and now 30% of their population has lost their jobs.
I'll see your downfall of alcohol and raise you a cutback on beef from the tariffs of King Queef.
Fun Fact- Lexington Nebraska voted over 70% for this admin, and now 30% of their population has lost their jobs.
I read this as homeade queef stew.
-takes off my glasses- 😭
-takes off my glasses- 😭
December 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I read this as homeade queef stew.
-takes off my glasses- 😭
-takes off my glasses- 😭
…”and who gives a fűck about Chreesmus stuff”….
First Lady of the United States, my friends. The last sentence is about children. She wasn’t WORKING.
What a cold hearted bitch…
Queen Melania, consort cűnt queef
First Lady of the United States, my friends. The last sentence is about children. She wasn’t WORKING.
What a cold hearted bitch…
Queen Melania, consort cűnt queef
December 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
…”and who gives a fűck about Chreesmus stuff”….
First Lady of the United States, my friends. The last sentence is about children. She wasn’t WORKING.
What a cold hearted bitch…
Queen Melania, consort cűnt queef
First Lady of the United States, my friends. The last sentence is about children. She wasn’t WORKING.
What a cold hearted bitch…
Queen Melania, consort cűnt queef
Jake Elliott continues to queef. His failure face looks like a Keebler elf got fudge on his pants. #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly
December 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Jake Elliott continues to queef. His failure face looks like a Keebler elf got fudge on his pants. #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly
😂😂 I know right.
And "queef chapel."
And "queef chapel."
a man is covering his mouth with his hands and wearing a watch
ALT: a man is covering his mouth with his hands and wearing a watch
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December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
😂😂 I know right.
And "queef chapel."
And "queef chapel."
Finally watched The Green Knight. Superb atmosphere and camerawork. I don't think it needed to be as long as it was, but it's not like I hated the "superfluous" scenes. Also it taught me a new way to use the word queef. 8/10 Good movie.
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Finally watched The Green Knight. Superb atmosphere and camerawork. I don't think it needed to be as long as it was, but it's not like I hated the "superfluous" scenes. Also it taught me a new way to use the word queef. 8/10 Good movie.
Phuqueing Queef.
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Phuqueing Queef.
Idea: Non-binary rapper called Chief Queef
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Idea: Non-binary rapper called Chief Queef
Avoiding, like the plague, anyone using the phrase “commander in queef”.
December 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Avoiding, like the plague, anyone using the phrase “commander in queef”.
Honestly, I think you just came up with a great word for it. Everyone else has a quiff, Anson has a QUAFF. It demands distinction.
I’m just glad it didn’t autocorrect it to queef. You’d have had to leave the internet. Nobody would have let you alone.
I’m just glad it didn’t autocorrect it to queef. You’d have had to leave the internet. Nobody would have let you alone.
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Honestly, I think you just came up with a great word for it. Everyone else has a quiff, Anson has a QUAFF. It demands distinction.
I’m just glad it didn’t autocorrect it to queef. You’d have had to leave the internet. Nobody would have let you alone.
I’m just glad it didn’t autocorrect it to queef. You’d have had to leave the internet. Nobody would have let you alone.
"How did Saville get away with it for so long" they sigh waiting in line for an autograph from Cheeky Celebrity Funnyman as he signs another container-load of Reggie McFartington's Magical Queef Adventure to be shipped directly into the North Sea.
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
"How did Saville get away with it for so long" they sigh waiting in line for an autograph from Cheeky Celebrity Funnyman as he signs another container-load of Reggie McFartington's Magical Queef Adventure to be shipped directly into the North Sea.